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This is History (592) Ignorance is the mother of all the evils. Will Jamir be next Vice President of India ? Name of Odisha Governor S C Jamir has started doing the round for the post of Vice President of India. He is from the North-East. Â Â Â Â Â Â No scope of Minority politics It has been p

By Whispers in the Corridors April 29, 2017 3 min read

This is History (592)
Ignorance is the mother of all the evils.

Will Jamir be next Vice President of India ?
Name of Odisha Governor S C Jamir has started doing the round for the post of Vice President of India. He is from the North-East. Â

No scope of Minority politics
It has been proved during the recent Uttar Pradesh elections that there is no scope left for Minority politics which several parties have been doing for long under the garb of 'secularism'.

BJP short of enough votes for having its prez, still hopeful
BJP that is still short of some 25,000 votes for having its own President is hopeful of having its way by garnering the support of AIADMK.

AAP ke liye ek aur dhaka...
After taking a walk around CP.... I pick up a bottle of milk from Keventers and walk to my Shoeshine.

Shoeshine: Aao Sir ji ...believe it ....you are my first customer today....its 4 pm..bahut manddi hai inn dinno..
Me: Kyon kyaa hooa...
SS: MCD election hai , haath haath mein jootha hai , AAP se Dilli Waala rootta hai...
M: Ha..ha ... is situation that bad....
SS: Arre Sir ji .... Dilli waale dill waale zaroor hothe hai ...parr bewakoof nahi... we realized Kejri was just using Delhi to launch himself onto National Stage... used our money to publicize himself ....and tom-tom work that you don't get to see on the ground..
M: But Kejri and Gang say they've done phenomenal work in Delhi ...
SS: Rajouri Garden ne jawaab abhi-abhi diya hai ...abh wait for entire Delhi to respond!!
M: So what do you predict ...
SS: BJP will win....some people are still entrapped in Kejri's jhaansas so AAP will be distant second and Congress ka safaaya... Congress Leaders jumping off the sinking ship......
M: Arvinder Lovely left and joined BJP... and Barkah got marching orders after she commented on RaGa's ineptitude to lead and his fav time pass (not fit to lead and hides from Party Workers)!!
SS: But I am surprised some Congress Leaders still say RaGa is a Leader..
M: (Singing) Congress mein rehna hai ..toh Rahul ki tareef karr pyaare... warna Sonia Congress mein rehni nahi dehgi pyaare... (tune.. Duniya mein rehna hai toh kaam karr pyaare)...
SS: Ek dumm mast... Sir ji Modi ji ne bahut achcha kiya .....yeh manhoos Laal Batti hatta dee....parr kya yeh logh apni dhaus jamaana bandh karrege ke ..
M: Lal Batti made them go wonky...from atop the Car it went ...notionally....to atop their heads ...if you look closely it all starts with Lal Batti on the Car....gaadi and laal batti are the starting symbols of power...so he took away what was giving them and the Car...a necessity....a bad name!!!
SS: Why is Nitishoowa insisting he would still use Laal Bathi...
M: Abh Laloo ki company rakhe ga toh kuch toh effect dimaag pe padhe ga ...jaise .....sanghi baddle roop (companions make you change) ... jaise kachchre ke dher pe badbodaar aur gandhi (smelly and dirty) lagthi hai dhoop (sun rays)...