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He who has never learned to obey cannot be a good commander.

Similarity between Amitabh Bacchan and Narendra Modi !

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Why Pakistani leaders appreciating Modi ?

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Will Gujarat results change the political course ?

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Fair & Lovely Mushrooms

I 'm at my favorite Coffee Shop for my Morning  Coffee fix. Seated on the nearby table is a Gentleman who looks troubled and gesticulates as he talks into his Mobile.

Gentleman: Darling I've been on the Net for the last 2 hours... there are no Mushrooms that can whiten  Skin. I think you should stick to Fair & Lovely.... (Seems his wife gives him a toungue lashing and disconnects)!

G: (looking sheepishly at me) The Wife you know.... some Moron in Gujarat has said that Modi's skin whitened over the years after he consumed some very expensive Taiwanese Mushrooms..I think the cost is 80,000/ Mushroom!!

M: Baloney...I've seen old pics of Modi.. he's always been fair skinned... ( I do a Google Search and show him the pics)!

G: Can you WhatsAp these to me .... my number is ...

M: Boss just Google Modi Old Pictures... results.. click.......images..... and you have scores of old pics of a fair skinned Modi!!

G: Who is this Idiot in Gujarat who started this crap..

M: One Alpesh.... who was a Congi and now via a drama 'rejoined' Congress ....you know what INC means.... not Indian National Congress but Indian National Canards...

G: ( Ping on his Mobile and he checks it out)... Here..... see my Wife has sent me  old and  latest Pics of Kejriwal.. he's  really whitened..

M: See after becoming CM he lives a closeted and temperature controlled life... previously Bechaara Gali Gali ki khaak chaanttha tha.... he had to whiten by quite a few shades after becoming CM ... these Netas automatically spruce up and become fairer when in power...system and nature does it.... check out MMS ji pics when he was PM and now..

G: Modi...

M: Check his old and latest pics ... he was always simply but smartly dressed ..looking alert ..and... fair!!

G: In a few days I will get some Guchchi Mushrooms ...get a few Polythene Bags with some Funky Chinese name and Produce of Taiwan printed on the Bags and present my wife the Mushrooms..

M: And tell her the best way to have these Mushrooms are in Hot and Sour Soup ... simply divine... maybe she'll let you have some for your pains in sourcing these Mushrooms..

G: Come to think of it I can do with a couple of shades of whiteness!! You said this Alpesh guy is a Congi from Gujarat... isn't BJP literally going to whip Congress there..

M: Absolutely ... and Congress knows it and that is why they are resorting to ludicrousness... canards about EVMs... Skin Whitening Mushrooms...Shah's son's business..called Modi names....even attacking his family .... etc...

G: I hear Congress even petitioned Pak to help it defeat BJP..

M: Viewing the Host Mani Shankar Aiyer's past ... his mindset... Congress's desperation ... this is what everyone is guessing or deducing from this Dinner!!

G: What about the other guy in Gujarat.... Hardik..

M: In one stanza I'll answer this... it'll  explain the factual situation... Hardik Bedroom and Alpesh Mushroom !!

We have a laugh... pay pur individual tabs....wish each other well and go our ways.

MMS ji has issued a rebuttal to PM's charge. Please read this Satire and his Rebuttal and draw your conclusions.

VJS