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I trust no one, not even myself.

Rahul Gandhi to devote  more time in AICC ?

Insiders  have a feeling that new Congress President Rahul Gandhi will devote more time in the AICC office every day.

Major decisions after Gujarat poll results

Political grapevine has it that major decisions are in the offing after Gujarat elections. Nobody knows that how many heads will roll both in the BJP and the government.

Coronation...

My neighbour drops in for a Coffee and seated in the Lawn over Doodh-Coffee and Gajar ka Halwa we get chatting.

Neighbour: What a drama Congress put up for the coronation of RaGa!!

Me:  Loss after loss warranted a low-key swearing... !!!

N: I think they mistook his winning an unopposed election as an achievement...

M: And Sonia back to her name calling... she said her son faced Bhayankar Forces...

N: Yup .... on the other hand .... Chor ke liye Public joh pakkad le Bhayankar hothi hai..kyon ki bhayankar maar padthi hai..

M: Congis are hard hearted... Sonia tried to get those present senti... but I learn from a Congi no one got senti...

N: Maybe they are worried about the future under RaGa..

M: Don't blame them... its being said now RaGa will make some changes...

N: Yup... take Pariwaarwaad to the next level...Son of Rajiv Gandhi will have team comprising of

Son Tarun Gogoi ...Son of Rajesh Pilot ...Son of Madhav Rao Scindhia...Son of Murli Deora ....Daughter of Sunil Dutt ....Son of Madhav Singh Solanki ...Son of Bhupender Hooda .....

M: Bloomers from RaGa in his speech again....Said, 'We are fighting for Indians whereas BJP fighting for Itself'.... truth is Congress fighting for survival of One Dynasty and BJP fighting for Indians..

N: And the other one .... says, 'we consider BJP lot our Brothers and Sisters' ... and RaGa spends 3/4th of his speech attacking BJP and Modi...and his Mom describes BJP as Bhayankar forces...

M: Post Exit Polls Congress... Hardik... Congress Friendly Media all attacking EVMs...why even AAP has stepped in...

N: Post voting did they say a word ..no... post Exit Poll ...which is getting the voting pattern estimate from Voters upsetting them... so its just ...till they keep losing... EVM... Everytime Villify the Machines!!

M: Hasn't  Hardik made a Proud Community like the Patels look like beggars...

N: I have a couple of Patel friends and they tell me he's made them feel shameful of a name that actually signified... well to do!!

M: If you ask me Hardik's achieved his goals...got prominence ....allegedly made tonnes of money... got Security... they say he was crazy about getting Security....

N: Chalo its getting late... Cheerio... (I see him off at the Gate and return to find  my son waiting for me)...

Son: Dad I want a Car...

Me: Have you seen your results... unless you get a First Class  ...no way!!

S: But Dad see Rahul Gandhi... he's not won an election in 13 years and his Mom has awarded him and made him President of Congress..

M: Puttar (Son) I am not like Sonia... and if you were like RaGa I'd never make such a precondition for a car... in your case I know you are underperforming and can do much better..

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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