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The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the votes do.

Vijaya..

My friend who is  a Senior Executive with an Auto Major and is based in Gujarat is in Delhi... we meet at a Coffee Shop and over Coffees and Carrot Cake slices we get chatting.

Friend: I had predicted... BJP would form Government in Gujarat... RaGa would have reason to smile... but 2 of the 3 new found Allies of RaGa would flop..... and a wipeout of Congress in HP..

Me: Yes your predictions were right...all 3 New Allies did not have the impact Rahul was so desperately wanting and outsourced electioneering to! And I'm sure Rahul will ask Hardik... what happened... no wonders Hardik blaming EVMs....otherwise how can he  justify his pocket....

F: I had a good laugh at Hardik's statement... that BJP has fixed the EVMs ..so that BJP wins Gujarat and Congress wins HP.... so that there is no suspicion on the EVMs...

M: Ludicrous ....and Congress needs to speak to Amrinder.....Local Bodies Elections that Congress won in Punjab just now... EVMs were used..

F: Amrinder...much to RaGa's anger ...has said... his Victory in Punjab State Elections is the biggest example that EVMs not fixed... and now after Local Bodies win his trust in EVMs must have gone up even more..

M: Of course there are messages for BJP in Gujarat.... the Middle Class and Agrarian dissatisfaction..

F: BJP won in Gujarat because people trust BJP for Vikas...Congress lost ...because people did not want Gujarat to go to the old days of divisive politics and riots..

M: Hear Sonia made a beeline to RaGa's home in the morning..

F: Momentarily at about 8.45 Congress took a slender lead and in glee she must have rushed to meet RaGa .. she must have thought..my Khota Sikka has done a miracle!! But the lead turned out to be a 2 minute Noodle...

M: Kotta Sikka!!!

F: Mummy hai ...she knows the truth about her son...

M: But Congis and it's Pally Media will paint Congress's losses as victories for RaGa and BJP's victories as setbacks for Modi..

F: Yup... the Courtiers must be already singing his Psalms and abusing Modi..Sonia must have unzipped Mani's mouth....for all purposes he is very much in Congress!

M: What a win... 22 years of anti incumbancy ..2 tough decisions...rainbow caste alliance of Congress.....and still Modi and Amit Shah made BJP win...Gujarat victory has overshadowed HP victory..

F: Congress paying for Corruption in HP.... and Himachalis hope BJP will give a corruption free Government!! Congress lost because of 5 years anti incumbency in HP... BJP won despite 22 years anti incumbency in Gujarat!

M: That's  BJP's USP...by the way..2.6 crore votes and just one reported discrepancy in VVPAT slips...later 179 EVMs Results and VVPAT slips have been checked and 100% match..

F: So BJP expands its Pan- India footprint...and Congress shrinks further...

M: Congress Pally Media crediting ....money power...as the reason for BJP's win..

F: My info is Congress pumped a lot of money.... desperately wanted to win Gujarat.... for hitting at Modi.... and for a win straightway after RaGa taking over!!!

M: As for deep pockets Congress been in power for 60+ years... compared to 8 1/2 years of BJP.. 5 of Vajpayee and 3 1/2 of Modi!

F: By the way BJP has been in power in Gujarat since last 22 years .... when BJP came to power Hardik was just 1 year old.. and RaGa was in London ... allegedly studying for a Degree...chalo let's move out!!!

M: Joh jeetha wohi Sikandar has changed...now its Joh jeethe wohi Narendra!!

We pay the tab and move out.

Disclaimer: Satire. Not meant to influence,  inform, insult or cast any aspersions.  With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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