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Vijay Rupani to be Chief Minister of Gujarat again !

Political observers believe that Vijay Rupani is going to be Chief Minister of Gujarat again.

What will be fate of  Dhumal ?

BJP is said to be in a fix about Prem Prakash Dhumal, a senior BJP leader in HP who has lost the assembly election this time. According to sources, one thing is certain either he will be made CM or Governor or a Minister in the Narendra Modi cabinet. Let’s wait and watch.

Chat with a RaGa Bhakt...

I'm travelling from Mumbai to Delhi....after I settle into my seat I introduce myself to the the Gentleman on the adjoining seat and he extends his hand pompously and says, 'I'm Behsan Lonavalwallah.' Lonavalawallah is known to be ...shamelessly pro RaGa. By shamelessly its meant that he justifies all the shortcomings, wrongs and gaffes of RaGa.

BL: Going to Delhi to personally congratulate RG (pronounces it as Archie) on Congress's fantastic performance in HP and Gujarat...

M: Archie.... who is he...code name for...

BL: Arre RG... RG... aapno Rahul ji..

M: But Congress lost  both States...

BL: In Gujarat we doubled our seats...BJP lost in Vaadnagar...in HP BJP CM candidate Dhumal lost..

M: But its BJP Governments that will be sworn in..Gujarat and HP.....so BJP won...and get your comparision right... Rahul Gandhi's Amethi is Modi's Maninagar... BJP won Maninigar...and Dhumal lost because his Constituency was changed but he spent more time campaigning for other BJP candidates...

BL: RG made Modi sweat!!!!

M: Be it Bihar or UP.... Modi campaigned  extensively ....but in Gujarat the odds were very high... so he spent some more time... 22 years of anti incumbency!!

BL: RaGa was at his ingenious best..

M: Yeah... Caste card... Religion card... childishly attacked GST and Demo... got his Chief Bhonpu to insult Modi stupidly....you call this ingenuity...

BL: RaGa has a spring in his step nowadays ..

M: Maybe he's switched to the new Nike shoes that make your walk springy....I hear many Congis now blaming him for the losses...the 3 places he campaigned in HP...Congress lost...

BL: There cannot be such a feeling..  like MMS said... we love RaGa..

M: MMS ji and not MMS... he's an elder...

BL: We would have won... but for the stupidities of Aiyer and Sibal..

M: What you think we come from Alibagh...via Aiyer and Sibal hedging was done... as Congress knew loss was inevitable two scapegoats were 'created' to deflect the blame from RaGa!!

BL: India cannot get a more dedicated Neta than RG!!

M: Namoona of his dedication... on a day when he should have been giving pep talk to Congis and analysing losses he was watching a movie... and now see what a Dedicated Neta does.. ..meetings and files in the morning and then off to Parliament .. at 6 pm met Party Men in BJP's Office... analysed the results.. gave a pep talk to Karyakartas... flew South for being with Cyclone victims... stopped in Karnataka at 11 pm in Bangalore and  spoke  to Karyakartas there... this is a dedicated Neta!!

BL: To hell with you... you are a Bhakt!!!

M: Thanks for the recognition...and by the way if you plan to meet RaGa check out his programme... I hear he watches a Movie 6 times to grasp it completely...samjhi sakto nathi... you can cover up as you always do ...say he's a very dedicated Movie Buff!! Sci-Fi buff that he is he's away from reality.. that's why he thinks Congress won..

If looks could kill I'd be dead. Rest of the flight we don't exist for each other.

Disclaimer: Satire. Not meant to influence,  inform, insult or cast any aspersions.  With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS