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It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.

What is the mood of people ?

What is the current mood of the public as far as Vidhan Sabha election in three states are concerned ? General perception is- BJP will lose in Rajasthan, there will be neck and neck fight in Madhya Pradesh and BJP will win in Chhattisgarh.

There is now division of Mulslim votes ?

Political observers believe that after the new development of triple talaq fifty percent votes of the Muslims will go in favour of the BJP.

Imaginary Chat with Ma'am...

Every year in the Winters I take a break in Goa. I'm seated at my fav Coffee Shop....there's a lot of commotion outside... after some time Sonia walks in.

Me: Ma'am you here!!!

Sonia: Yes me here.... I'm now a free bird... enjoying my Christmas Break....my cycle got punctured and being taken care of at the next door Tyre Shop... so I thought I'd enjoy a Espresso Coffee.....

Me: Madam but the rumor on the Street is that behind the scenes its you who is still steering Congress ...

S: Bah..its my Baba... sorry

... Rahul ji ...or R for Congis...he's steering Congress!!

M: Joke maara Madam... if your Bambino were to take a Learner License test... following the procedure strictly...he'd not even get past the 1st stage ...leave steering a vehicle..achchaa... did MMS ji have to go for Aiyer's dinner..

S: Aiyer played a smart trick...he knows MMS ji is a sucker for Channe ki Dal and Karelas... so he invited MMS over for this fare...

M: But didn't MMS ji seek your permission... I hear he still does it religiously...

S: I know ...he called me but I was very busy.. after taking over as President Rahul ji asked me.. what about the Party...I told him now he has to decide... so he planned a huge Party... when I got to know I put my foot down... No Party...it was all a funny misunderstanding!!

M: And Baba ji threw his usual Tantrum that lasts for 2 days and usually ends with him flying overeseas.. surprising this New Year he's not going overseas ..

S: He cannot go overseas.....

M: The authority with which you say this.... means you have hidden his passport...

S: You said it I did not....

M: You lost both Gujarat and HP.... how is your son calling it a Moral Victory..

S: Look at it from our perspective..... we had decided from day 1 ...if our seat share went up by even 1 seat we'd claim it as a Moral Victory..this is Gujarat....

M: So situation is so hopeless for Congress that even if its seats go up but it loses still it takes solace by calling it a Moral Victory...

S: In Gujarat even getting one seat more is a moral victory....and we got  17 more seats this time... its huge for us!!

M: Your Bonny Boy has just one way of politicking and that's criticizing Modi...

S: Its his job... why shouldn't he!!!!

M: When we know the truth and your Sonny criticizes Modi ...in fact his and Congress's stock falls further... and then he has gall to say ...Congress in pursuit of truth..

S: My Munna is abs correct..

M: Okay ... will you swear that neither you nor your Pappu nor your Beti hold any assets directly or indirectly ... be these liquid of fixed... overseas..

S: I can't.... you see I suffer from Amnesia ...and I have a Medical Certificate to certify this...duly certified!!

M: By Kejriwal I'm  sure..Covenient Amnesia...recently a Congi Leader set a record by carrying the Congress Hand symbol on her cheek..

S: She was in the wrong...I worry about such loose cannons in Congress.. she .. Renuka....Oza....Chaturvedi...

M: Just before RaGa took over ....what advice did you give him..

S: My Janoo was very pre-occupied I sent him a WhatsApp message ...gist... naaaa....I'm  not going to tell you what the message was..

M: Pre-Occupied...on his Mobile or playing with his Dog...Madam yeh nahi sudhar saktha... and you expect him to take on Modi a 24x7 Neta who has his eye always on the ball...

S: Bah.... okay .....tell me Modi talks so much about his schemes... can you see any effect of any of his Schemes anywhere around....its all in the air... Jumla..

M: You didn't  go into the Tyre Shop next door..display at the Cash Counter informing Customers.... that the Business expansion funded by Mudra... I come here every year...used to be a small tyre repair shop..today he stocks bicycle tyres and parts and even has 3 employees....in the past it was him toiling all alone...all because of Mudra..

S: Okie-Dokie got to go ... bye..

M: Madam ji the criticism you guys do of Modi are all Jumlas....the worst enemy you guys have is in your heads...and the posse standing outside can't protect you from this enemy...its called.. bitterness!!!

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform , insult or cast any aspersions.  Purely for Entertainment.  With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

Wish all a very Happy & Healthy  2018

VJS