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Rajiv Gandhi and politics were poles apart but destiny made him PM

Rajiv Gandhi and politics were poles apart. As a pilot he was never promoted even during the Emergency days. He was never even found to be discussing politics but later he went on to become PM. This is what destiny is.

Agri-vulture

I catch the 5.13 Fast to Andheri and today it's my treat so I carry with me ....Vada Paos and Mango Juice Tetrapacks...for my Train Buddies...Amar, Anbar and Antony.

Amar: Aawo... aawo... Mota Bhai...kem cho  (how are you)..

Me: Saroo... nice welcome .....

Amar: Mota Bhai these two have been eating my brains on the killing of Farmers in MP..

Akbar & Antony (in unison) : Hai koyi jawab...shooting our Andaatas..chee...

Me: Seems you guys don't update yourselves on developments...those 4 were not even Farmers...did not even own land ...were unemployed ...to me seems footsoldiers of some Political Party...guess which one....

Antony: But see how our Rahul responded...he even tried to sneak into Mandsaur on a Mobike... wow!!

Me: All scripted drama ....very much like Kejri...he tweeted that he's going to undertake surprise checks of Hospitals .... RaGa's a SPG protectee and alarm bells would have started ringing as he took the flight out of Delhi to Indore...

Amar: And you think Sonia would let her Bambino embark on such a trip without it being scripted....no way ...she's not that irresponsible ....

Amar: But I know first hand .....Farmers are not happy...

Amai: Jhoot ...okay  which Farmer did you get this info from..

Akbar: I don't need to give proof ..

Antony: Why proof .. I can vouch for his honesty ....arre Modi has done nothing for Farmers ...

Me: So this proves you have no rural connect ...this Government has done more meaningful work for Farmers than any previous Government......Farm Credit...Market access ... technology .. protection of Farmers from Shocks of Nature ...just a few important steps...

Akbar: But then why are Farmers protesting ...

Me: Mostly politically instigated protests .....duly assisted by Lootens Media ..to create a hype... Darjeeling is facing worse GJM protests ....why no news!!!

Antony: So Farmers are 100% satisfied ...

Me: No they aren't... they want the UP kind of Loan Waiver ... and higher prices for their produce ...but ...but... you tell me just for higher prices why should poor Farmers throw their produce on the roads ..or spill milk on the roads ...its illogical.... it's 100% loss...

Amar: Sabh drama hai... like do you know since Amrinder took over there have been 35 Farmer suicides in Punjab...or see the Farmer suicides in Karnataka ...but no hype or spin by Lootens Media ...in fact there's been 'playing down'...

Akbar : I know for a fact Modi is not liked by Indians ...

Antony : Too much instability...

Me: Akbar you know ISI vows to kill enemies of Islam by inflicting 1000 cuts ...in India seems Opposition  aiming to inflict 1000 revolts to destabilize Modi ..

Antony: Okay ...lets do a check here itself ...you will get to see Rahul's popularity...(gets up and cups his mouth and shouts) Desh ka Neta kaisa ho..

The Compartment resonates ... Modi jaisa ho..

Amar : (stands up....cups his mouth  and shouts) Desh ka Neta kaise na ho..

The Compartment resonates with different names... mainly ....Rahul... Kejri.... Mamtha ... Sonia...MMS...

Andheri comes and we 4 alight...two with faces beaming and other 2 with shoulders slouched .

Disclaimer: Satire. Not meant to influence or inform. With inputs from MSM,SM and Blogs

VJS

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