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Akkad pakkad bambe bo...

My friend who is a Businessman and Cricket Buff meets me for Lunch. Over Appams with Vegetable Stew and Butter Paneer we get chatting.

Me: So what is your take on these 4 Judges speaking to us about certain internal matters of SC..

Friend: 4 Senior-most Bowlers of Indian cricket team (RP Singh, Sreesanth, Harbhajan Singh, Irfan Pathan) held a Press Conference today to inform the Public about the gross misconduct in the Captaincy of MS Dhoni.

M: Whaaa....

F: Aage sunno...they said that the Captain is just first among equals. Nothing more, nothing less. But how can he give that crucial over in the final game to a Rookie .....Joginder Sharma.... overlooking other Senior Bowlers of the Team. Senior Bowlers are given the final overs. This has been the convention since the days of Test and One-Day cricket which came into existence llong before T20 was even invented.

M: Ha ha ha .... I'm sure there is more...

F: In a statement, the four Senior Bowlers said that they had met Dhoni on field and tried to persuade him that unless the convention is preserved, cricket won’t survive. Far-reaching consequences for the Nation and Cricket ....because Dhoni arbitrarily selects bowlers ......as per his preference without any rationale basis. This must be guarded against at all costs. Unfortunately they could not convince him that they were right, therefore, they were left with no choice except to communicate it to the Nation that 'please take care of cricket.... we don't want it on our Souls ..that we watched as Dhoni finished Indian Cricket..

M: What about the tamashbeens or those keenly watching this tamasha play out...

F: There are many Commentators praising Dhoni, but the four senior bowlers don’t want that 20 years down the line  Commentators saying that they sold cricket. It is painful for them and there was no pleasure in holding this Press Conference.

M: Sachchi apna aur Judiciary ka mazaak banna diya...

F: So what has been planned by anti Modi lot next.......foul bouncers...4 Senior Defence Forces Officers speak up against Raksha Mantri....or 4 Senior IAS Secrateries rebel...this I can tell you for sure till 2019 anti Modi lot are not going to rest..

M: Post 2019.....

F: Once BJP wins these Parties will implode with rebellions... and not engineered kind ... there will be hit wickets galore..

M: What's your prognosis for Karnataka...

F: Close T20 Match but BJP will win..

M: Why close...

F: If BJP had a Shivraj Chauhan... Dr. Raman Singh in Karnataka would win hands down....Yeddy is good but not that good!!!

M: What would be your advice for BJP for 2019...

F: Don't be like the Indian Team that landed up in SA ...brimming with confidence of previous wins... but were not prepared for bouncy pitches and so got skittled out and lost... be prepared ..... every dirty trick in the book... caste religion alliance... will the thrown at BJP..

M: If you ask me in the run up to 2019... there will be engineered strife... revolts ... all to give us a feeling of extreme insecurity and enough is enough feeling.....and.... and before I forget... some of the corruption charges made by BJP against UPA should stick before 2019...

F: Yup ...at present its teflon coating is holding..achchaa.....on CJI....he should placate these 4 Judges by saying in future he will do akadd-pakkad-bambe-boh ti draw up the Roster...

We have a good laugh ...pay tab and move out.

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions.  With inputs from MSM , SM and Blogs

VJS

Chhattisgarh- 14 years of trailblazing development under Dr, Raman Singh

Not only Chhattisgarh had been on an aggressive development trajectory for the past 14 years. the vision of State Chief Minister Raman Singh has also helped the state achieve many milestones in all sectors. The Chief Minister’s efforts have put the State on global map of rapidly developing State.

The State, due to the unstinted efforts of the Chief Minister has transitioned from being an Agrarian State to one of the most rapidly developing states in infrastructure development while making tremendous progress in all other fields. Many Chhattisgarh’s development models are now even imbibed by other States.

Some of the key achievements of the State during the long and successful ongoing tenure of Raman Singh include - huge jump in Agri produce arrivals, end of Inspector Raj, establishment of 14,976 micro and small and medium units with an investment of Rs 3,77,130 crore providing direct employment to around 1.50 lakh persons.

During the last 14 years, 1,123 investors submitted IEMs worth Rs 13.34 lakh crore making Chhattisgarh second in the country to have drawn such level of investor interest.

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