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I still believe in a place called Hope.

Congress to rely on Muslim and Dalit votes

The Congress party has a plan. They now want to take advantage  by saying they are for Dalits and Muslims.

Who is happy with Rahul’s working style ?

Who is happy with Rahul Gandhi’s working style ? Not atleast the seniors in the party.

Dammit take the gloves off

A retired Senior Cop who lives in the neighbourhood drops in for gupp-shupp..over masala tea and pakodas we get chatting.

Me: I must compliment Congress on 'ideal engineering'... when Bibi (Netanyahu) was here 4 SC Judges rebelled... when Modi reached Davos Padmavat strife started and in the midst of his trip Oxfam released its Income Disparity Report...wah!

Neighbour: Well my report is Karni Sena has 100% support of one opposition party...and we know they have 'the technology' in kickstarting riots...has the money...the networking..and a section of the Media in its corner..Karni Sena is Rajasthan based...the strife in 3 States has been outsourced... to whom...your guess is as good as mine...

M: No wonders the news of a School Bus being attacked 'exploded'..... even in Davos!!

N: Fact is the aim was to give BJP a bad name...because perception is as Rajputs are predominately Hindus so BJP is with them.. wheres Karni Sena has already said it'll side with Congress in elections in Rajasthan!!

M: Congress can be ruthless!!

N: Its in their Genes...and when Modi returned RaGa has the cheek to ask Modi ...how much Black Money did you bring back in your plane from Switzerland...

M: Folklore has it that when money went out... it went proverbially by plane loads...Modi's one plane load would have been like loose change...

N: Coming back to Padmawat strife.. took place in BJP ruled States..had every reason to reach Punjab but did not as Congress rules Punjab...Media and Pseudos decrying mishandling... for a Movie should the State be put under a Curfew...should shoot at sight orders have been given... should all the Cops in a State have  been diverted to gaurding Multiplexes and Movie goers..should have Army been called out. Fact is rioters have been arrested.....

M: But for Khattar its strike 3...Jats... Ram Reheem and now this strife...

N: If you ask me Haryana Cops tacitly with Congress and Khattar not being able to control them...

M: Problem is BJP's honest quotient not going down too well with many ... Cops... Bureaucracy...even BJP Netas..they all find Congi culture suitable...

N: Fact is till something concrete does not emerge on Congress's Corruption ...Congress will only get bolder....in their perception ....buss now only 1.5 years remaining...then we will come to power...firr sabh kuch theek- thaak ho jaye ga...all the so said corruption losses will become 0....no case then!!

M: As I see it... BJP may be in power but Congress calling the shots......think... till some of the charges BJP made on corruption ...if these do not stick... what will Public perception be ...and a holier than thou Congress will milk this to the hilt...

N: Fact is Congress took off the gloves some time back... but BJP hasn't...

M: Kejriwal like RaGa thinks we are a pack of fools....RaGa said all the Prophets made signs supporting Congress... Kejri says God gave AAP so many seats that nothing can bring the AAP Government down...

N: Fact is... God blesses someone with long life...what can God do if  this someone becomes a druggie and boozard....after all in our destiny Karam or deeds too play a big role...

M: Tweet this philosophy to Kumar Vishwaas he will explain this funda to Kejri poetically...

We laugh and I see my neighbour off at the gate

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. For entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS