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Nobody can hurt me without my permission.

Who is the model for new generation ?

At a get-together, people were  discussing the name of  world leaders who  are model for the new generation. The outcome was “None”.

Railways and Corruption

People say that there is a fall in the corruption as far as Railways is concerned. A good sign in the Modi Government.

Raga meets President Kovind

President got to witness a live Comedy Show.

RaGa: Sir from one President to another... how could BJP seat me in 6th row....

Kovind: Aur kuch...

RaGa: Sir very serious matter.... please don't take it lightly...imagine a President seated in the 6th Row... our Democracy is in danger!!

Kovind: What do you expect me to do!!

RaGa: Sir today its this President (pointing to himself)... tomorrow it could be you...Sir Mummy ji was telling me you should definitely get a second term...

Kovind: Too early.... I myself don't  know if I'd want another term!!

RaGa: Sir show us you are not a Rubber Stamp PM... we appreciate Leaders with guts..... Modi ji is a bully...

Kovind: Don't I know how much you and your Mom love Leaders with guts... you have the audacity to say this about Modi ... you all made MMS into a Rubber Stamp PM!! I know what you are trying to insinuate...don't you dare!!

RaGa: I will need some time to reply this question of yours...Sir if push comes to shove will you side with BJP or Congress..we don't let loyalty go unawarded!!

Kovind: I will side with the truth....again  stay within limits..

RaGa: Why are my questions coming too fast.....am I over the speed limit..

Kovind: You are  showing your idiocy..

RaGa: Kuch sochcho Sir...we need your help....see MMS ji he sided with us... enjoyed two terms as PM..

Kovind: Less said the better...you reduced him to a Puppet...really less said the better...

RaGa: In the Party too

I hear they say in my case ..if i say less its better...

Kovind: So listen to them...anything else..

RaGa: You have so many rooms... at night can I sleep in one of these rooms..

Kovind: Why...

RaGa: My Mom doesn't let me sleep ...she comes to my room at midnight and starts crying..

Kovind: No... now please go...

RaGa: Do Poppy flowers bloom in your garden...beautiful flowers...my fav flower!!

Kovind: No... now go...

RaGa: Sir can I ride  the Presidential Buggy..

Kovind: No you can't and as it is its now been retired...

RaGa: Why did it get tired!!!

Kovind: Someone please ...please take this fellow away...

RaGa: Sir you are driven about in a Mercedes Limousine......why don't you order a Maserati.... or a Porsche....

Kovind: My post is of dignity...I am looked upon as an elder.... no thank you... now will you go!!

RaGa: Mummy told me to get photographed with you...I hear the photograph will be used for my matrimonial proposals..she said would give me respectability!!!! Don't know how one President gives the other respectability!!

Kovind: You promise to go after this..

 Photograph is taken and before RaGa can linger on President bids him adieu and exits the room

 Disclaimer: Satire. Imaginary. Purely for entertainment purposes.

VJS