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Why Anandiben Patel sent to Madhya Pradesh ?

There was a discussion as to why former Gujarat CM Anandiben Patel was chosen as Governor of Madhya Pradesh. Political observers believe that she has been sent  with an agenda of Narendra Modi and Amit Shah.

Groupism in BJP and Congress ?

People say that there is  more groupism in the Congress then the BJP.And with growing power BJP  is also following the Congress way of groupism.

Guppi Dost...

All of us have had one wierdo college friend. I had one... who was known for his ludicrous stories about Professors  and  students.. we named him Ludicrous Baba. He has a huge rental income and so spends time spinning yarns. He drops into my Office ...over Coffee and Jim-Jam and Bourbon Biscuits he starts his yarn spinning.

Ludicrous Baba: You know the real Sonia lives in Milan... she takes care of 'family affairs' from there... the Sonia here is a Body Double..

Me: How have you come to this conclusion!!

LB: She rarely speaks in Public. Sonia had eye twitches ...this Body Double does not have any eye twitches...shevis exposed minimum in Public...otherwise why should she stay away from Public glare to such an extent...

M: Unbelievable..

LB:  RaGa had a run in with US Law quite some time back... he was saved by Vajpayee... the File pertaining to his case is one of the Secret Files in the Basement of White House where Top Secret Files are kept..

M: I heard about this......but no confirmation.... but why keep the File in the White House....

LB: If RaGa becomes PM.

.... US will use the File... US will indirectly rule India!!

M: For this problem of your's why don't you take something!

LB: Chiddi--

M: And the Agencies here have been duly sedated...can such activities remain secret...

LB: The second part of this... very powerful Cabinet Minister in this Government protecting him...

M: Ha ha... is this the same Cabinet Minister who is the fav punching bag nowadays...

LB: Chiddy has some 'Insurance Policies' that are helping him!!

M: This is not a Mario Game where Mario gets a protective shield....if poo-poo is flying about it will hit the fan....

LB: Every Morning Sharad Pawar.. Udhav Thackrey ...and a BJP Minister in Fadnavis's Cabinet have a Conference Call..

M: So....

LB: Pawar still hopeful of becoming PM..

M: Like they say a Neta's ambition goes only when his eyes shut forever...but then why Maharashtra Leaders... he should  be in talks with broad spectrum of Leaders..

LB: Mani Shankar Aiyer is trying via Hafeez Sayed... who he calls a Social Worker... to arrange a rishta for RaGa....as per Mani this could lead to the solution of the Indo Pak problem..and revive Congress...

M: RaGa can marry whoever he wants ...hardly matters....if he marries a Pakistani at most he will then be invited to all the functions in Delhi's Pakistan High Commission..and Mani would have company!!

LB: Yechury has all but joined Congress... he's now negotiating for the FM Ministry if UPA comes to power...

M: See Yechury always leaned towards Congress...that's why he's not liked by Karat etc. God Forbid if he becomes FM... Profit would be  treachery....holding more than 50,000 in your Savings Account would be inviting the Taxman...

LB: Under the Jail where Laloo is jailed there is a tunnel which Laloo uses to spend the night at home...

M: With his demanding brood I'm sure if this route was there he'd have avoided using it... he'd in fact be happy in jail...chik-chik of Rabdi and demands of his Kids...

LB: Modi sleeps for just 3 hours...he's worne out his Personal Staff with his punishing routine... he learnt some Aasan in the Himalyas when he was young...which when practiced removes the need to sleep..

M: Aadha sachch aadhi gupp....yup he sleeps frugally... but its not because of any Aasan...its a combination of .....dedication to his job... focus....missionary zeal...and a healthy and spartan lifestyle...

LB: Now let me roast you too...I hear you are a Modi Bhakt....and someone from his SM Think Tank meets you everyday and gives you material for your Blog..

M: Again ...half gupp half sachch... I've never met the Man or anyone from his SM Team .... and the truthful part... he does give a lot of material for my Blog... all performers do...and he's a super performer....and so do under-performers like RaGa..

I see my Guppi Friend off at the door.

Disclaimer:  Satire.  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions.  Purely for Entertainment. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs  

VJS