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Silence is the only answer you should give to the fools. Where ignorance speaks, intelligence should not give advices.

Cash seized in Tripura and Nagaland

In the assembly elections in Tripura and Nagaland, various agencies have seized more than Rs 36 lakh as illegal money. While Rs 22.13 lakh were seized from Tripura, remaining amount was recovered from Nagaland. A meager amount Rs 1.5 lakh was seized from Meghalaya too.

Who is funding the Congress Party ?

Government agencies are keeping a close watch on the funding to the Congress Party. Any specific reason ?

Rafalle Price...

I take the 5.13 Andheri Fast.... waiting for me in the usual seats in the usual compartment are my 3 train buddies...Amar, Akbar, Antony...its my treat ....I carry Vada Paos and Mango Juice Tetrapacks.

Akbar: Why did Modi have to react so badly to Renuka's laughter and equate her with Sarupnakha...

Amar: Arre ....where did Modi equate her to Sarupnakha... he said her laughter reminded him of the Serial Ramayan ... a lot of melodrama is there in such Serials..that's all....

Antony: Trust people who are trapped in mythology to react like this..

Amar: Trust people who believe in immaculate conception ....believe the World is flat to react to Modi's very apt response to a MPs belligerent behaviour...as if he has wronged her...

Akbar: Lahol Valla Kauwat...how dare you!!!

M: Calm it... Amar reacted to your mythology barb...why are you getting your heckles up!!

Antony: Achcha tell me why is Modi not revealing the Rafalle price.... when RM had in 2017 promised to reveal the price..

Me: Madam Nirmala was new in the job....and made this comment...the MOD Officials updated her on the Clause in the Contract ...and why past RMs have not revealed prices for Defence Procurements...last one was Pranab Da...

Akbar: If I was RM I would reveal the price...

Amar: You are not and I can safely say you will never be the RM...Dassault knew its given India one hell of a deal.... its in negotiations with other Buyers and would not want the price to be revealed...only Indian and Russian Companies don't insist on a secrecy clause...for Russians each order is like an ad!!!

Me: So RaGa will keep on harping on this issue.... he's been exposed to fixed Deals from a very young age...so he simply  cannot believe India getting equipment without ghoos!!!

Amar: And he knows the Government's compulsion... so he will try to tarnish BJP by saying...why price is not being revealed....

Akbar: Rahul Baba toh form mein aa gaya hai!!

Antony: He's  taking on Modi...

Me: As its felt he doesn't have the required stature so Sonia will be talking to prospective Alliance partners... and she's doing her best to bolster his Presidency... Congis still feel Sonia is in command...

Amar: And what form are you talking about..... someone tweets for him.... someone pens his speeches ...someone guides him in Public....he has a retinue of OSDs...

Me: The way he's going.. he will soon need a new OSD....Officer on Supporting  Duty... to prop up a wilting RaGa.....Karnataka loss will kickstart the wilting...

Akbar and Antony make sour faces and as Andheri Station approaches we move to the Exit to get off.

Disclaimer:  Poetical Satire.  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast

VJS