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The press of Italy is free, freer than the press of any other country, so long as it supports the regime.

Will a woman Minister resign ?

Will a woman Union Minister resign ? Rumours are rife to this effect in the corridors of power.

“Loh purush and Iron Lady” where are they ?

In a discussion pointing out finger at Narendra Modi and Amit Shah, one remark came “Where are Loh Purush and Iron Lady in Indian politics ? Mean to say they must take lesson from History.

LLRC

I'm back in Shimla ...its freezing cold...meet my respected friend...retired senior Bureaucrat...at Baljis...over piping hot idlis dipped in sambar and coffees we get chatting..

Respected Friend: Renuka said LOL has been replaced by LLRC...

Me: Real meaning of this acronym .....Laugh Like Ravan's Comrade....or.... Lunatic Laugh of Renuka Chowdhary...in her case LOL would mean... Laugh Out Lunatically...

RF: Shamelessly she's carrying on with this issue...

M: Yup ...every time she says something... she refreshes in our minds how Modi put her in place...

RF: I think she's finding it difficult to swallow the bitter medicine Modi administered to her...

M: Seems RaGa and his Media fans have simply lost it...Bhagwat said...in case situation arises and Constitution permits...it may take Army 6 months to train Society....whereas it'll take just 3 days for training RSS Members ..as they practice discipline regularly...

RF: Don't find anything wrong..a retinue of Docs is called Army of Docs... similarly a retinue of Patriots can be termed as Patriotic Force...

M: Seems RaGa's  Twitter Handler has lost her marbles...

RF: On the Rafalle Deal... the Deal negotiated by this Government ...complete package which includes infra support...tools... India  specific modifications..add on weapons and logistical support...the UPA Deal... no weapons...no training...no logistics...no tools..no equipment..India had to pay extra  for these....

M: If Congress is so confident about Karnataka ....why is money power being used to mobilize people for RaGa's rally....

RF: First sign that anti incumbency taking its toll...

M: And why the hell does RaGa have to do everything ulta... a clip shows him alighting from a bus ulta... rest alight normally...I'm sure at Buffets he attacks the Deserts first...

RF: I think he's been advised to try to be unique...like if you talk to him about GDP...he will respond with demands for Women's rights....

M: But RaGa is unique as it is... why the drama... you ask him 2+2 and he will say 22 ....waqri kissam ka bandaa hai (different type of guy)...

RF: Now Congress pally Media will say BJP flew Sanghis to Muscat to bolster attendance for Modi's rally...

M: They even tried to implicate Indian High Commision in Muscat...saying  the Commission helped in mobilising Expats..

RF: Fact of the matter is when an Indian PM visits any Nation the High Commission sends advisories to local Indian Organizations about the PM's programme...nothing beyond this..

M: The Congi Media trying to show High Commission proactively mobilized Indians..

RF: Viewing the attendance the Congress Pally Media must be under instructions from Congress to play down Modi talking to Expats  or create doubts... so they are 'bowling' googlys....

M: Cricket reminds me...RaGa says... Modi bats looking at the wicket... I'd say then he's a even more phenomenal 'batsman' because he keeps hitting Congress and Gandhis out of the Stadium.

We have a good laugh...pay the tab and move out...

Disclaimer:  Poetical Satire.  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast

VJS