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The Americans are a very lucky people. They're bordered to the north and south by weak neighbors, and to the east and west by fish.

Is there any Gandhi in the country ?

There was a discussion- is there any Gandhi in any political party in the country ? And the outcome was “None “.

What is the minus point of Modi ?

People were heard saying that PM Narendra Modi has all the qualities-honest, hard working, dynamic and experienced  but his minus point in this secular country is that he is communal.

Kaam bolta hai...

My Golfing Partner was in Lucknow for a week for a marriage. We sit down for a sumptious breakfast.....Papaya Boats.... Baked Beans on Toast... Mini Dosas ....washed down with Hot Coffee.

Me: The  way you abused on the course ...seems no Lucknowi Tehzeeb rubbed off on you...your game is wonky....playing after a week... why did you keep calling  the Ball and Caddy ....Amethi ka Chappad Kaddu..

Friend: Chalo I did not learn any Tehzeeb.... but UP CM Yogi has taught  tehzeeb to the goonda lot in UP...2596 criminals arrested... 141 surrendered...71 Bail Bond scrapped... and 26 have got release orders but refuse to leave the jail.. they say they feel safe in jail...

M: I hear he has an ambitious plan to generate jobs in lacs...he's not the type to make empty boasts...because  if  he does not provide jobs...soon jobless Aki ...Maya will start hoping to get 're-employed'...

F: What's this crap this Nirav Modi is dishing out... that PNB has closed all its options of recovering its dues by going Public....

M: Yeah he'd have preferred going Public himself....via IPO route to raise 11,000 crores..and what about the criminal conspiracy.... overriding the system and taking loans without statutory margin money....bribing Bank Officials...

F: I hear even that Rotomac guy is projecting  himself as a much wronged Angel...

M: And I note some Channels in the Media trying to sell his sob story... after all he comes from the Paan Parag Family... huge advertisers... one Channel which currently is neck deep in trouble.. was bemoaning why CBI acted on Sunday ...and by Monday raids were on...if CBI works its bad.....

F: I think there will be a brutal attack on Bank Swindlers..  ED and CBI on the job...

M: We need to also do what China has done... 70 lac Chinese Bank Defaulters have been banned on Bullet Trains.... Flights...Hotels...any Rentals....Credit Cards cancelled....

F: Its needed.... on one side you have Banks ruthlessly recovering  Farmer loans... a lac or so... and on the other hand you have Banks treating Commercial Defaulters with kid's gloves...crores and crores involved.... giving them time .....restructuring their loans... and Banks taking haircuts for Defaulters (reducing the liability)......

M: No wonders Farmers are so bitter...

F: And you have RaGa going to them and bemoaning this...his Party is responsible for NPAs... the kid glove treatment to defaulters...... what face does he go to Farmers with...and he keeps asking why is Modi chup....

M: I feel jhoota hai awal darje ka....ek chehre pe kayi chehre lagaa lethe hai kuch logh...Modi is quite because the needful is being done... and work will speak on its own..

F: Did you hear Imy married at 65 for the 3rd time..... this time to his Spiritual Guide..

M: But I think he followed his Cricketing Guide... Gavaskar

..who had advised him... convert the ones to twos

..twos to threes......

We have a good laugh and move to our Cars

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs  

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