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The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood.

Are three PMs responsible for reservation politics ?

Some senior citizens were of the view that the reservation politics was encouraged in the country by three PMs-Late V P Singh, Late Narsimha Rao and Atalbehari Vajpayee.

BJP likely to gain in Tripura & Meghalaya

According to political observers BJP is giving strong challenge to Red Fort in Tripura and CPM rule likely to slip this time. In Meghalaya also, the saffron party likely to cash on  anti- incumbency mood of the ruling Congress party.

 Ghar ka bhedi-----

I'm in Chandigarh and my Respected Friend...retired senior Bureaucrat.....drives down from Shimla to meet me. We meet at a quaint Coffee Shop in Sector 8 and get chatting over Macroons and Coffee.

Me: RaGa is giving Modi advice on what he should say in his Mann ki Baat..

Respected Friend: I learn from my sources that Sonia was mighty cut up with her Cutlery that no one came up with Mann ki Baat idea when UPA was in power...as for RaGa.... have you seen that toy... young boy keeps beating the drum...

M: Ha ha ... so Sir.... RaGa's the toy .... he has a drum around his neck... and jitni aur jaisi chaabi bhari jaathi hai.... waise drumming karta hai RaGa khilona...

F: As expected this Nirav fellow had another Passport... a Belgian Passport...and seems our Congi pally channels feel it'll be impossible to extradite him..

M: Sir I feel in about 3 months both he and his Uncle will come back...maybe some bargaining prior to their  coming ..their fear is Indian Jails!!! Mallya case should give a lesson or two to our Agencies....

F: If he does you know which Party and which Leaders would be extremely worried...

M: Can't the Court step in and ensure Nirav's employees get their  dues.... Government has attached goods and Properties worth 6000 crores.

F: If Liquidation is on the cards Employees don't have first right.... funnily this is the Law...so its only the Court that can step in for them....and at present his goods and Property have been 'attached' .....Nirav will claim it in Court as his rightful Property ......its only after the Court decides can any apportioning be thought of...

M: He has assets overseas for sure....stocks in his Stores overseas....

F: I think before Government starts proceedings ....tikaane lagaa deh ga!!! Show it as a panic sale.... sell stocks at 20% of actual price.... take 80% in cash... he has the contacts in Belgium to help him out...

M: They say the darkest Alleys of Delhi are safer than Delhi CM's House!!

F: Its indeed shameful..... I feel Khujli.... sorry but from now on till he apologizes I will address him so.... wanted to send a message to the Bureaucracy.....including Lt. Guv....

M: Pataa nahi what we Delhites saw in him... sabh se pehle humaare dimag check karwao....

F: I feel such an act should be the final nail for President's Rule..... don't forget there are belligerent  Leaders.... example Laloo and clan ... who will be enthused to do a copy cat act in future ....if strict action is not taken now..

M: Amrinder met Trudeau....

F: Botton line is Congress which otherwise is extremely critical of Terror Groups... and their habourers ...went soft on Trudeau because Modi  gave him a Cold reception....this is Congress for you....they take a stand on 'shifting sands'!!!!

M: That reminds me COAS said Muslim influx into Assam is worrying.. so much so now a Muslim Party is a force to reckon with there... what's wrong with his citing an example to prove the influx..a Muslim Party competing with a so said Hindu Party.... why because of illegal influx...

F: He is a BJP appointee so Pseudo lot and Muslim Parties, would not leave an opportunity to embarrass him...I think Pakistan must be thanking its stars that India is cursed with these Pseudo and Muslim Parties....

M: Sir how true.. apno ke gaddaari bahut chubthi aur mehengi padthi hai... Ghar ke bhedi.....

We both go silent and then get up pay the tab and move out.

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs  

VJS