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A really great man is known by three signs: generosity in the design, humanity in the execution, moderation in success.

Out of 10, 8 are against Modi ?

In the urban areas,  out of the 10, eight  will talk against PM Narendra Modi these days. But they are all drawing room occupants.

Who will be number two in RSS ?

Who will be number 2 in the RSS in April ? Insiders say, without the support of Narendra Modi one can not reach to that position.

Bewakoofi ki Aasha

 My friend who is an American PIO and who used to be a huge votary of Aman ki Aasha.... is in India  and he drops in for some coffee and gup-shup. Over Bourbon and Jim-Jam Biscuits and Milk Nescafe Coffees -Desi Lattes... we get chatting.

Me: Yaar you must tell me what made you exit the Aman ki Aasha gang....

Friend: One trip to Pakistan...buss...aankh khul gayi....believe me they expect us to replicate the idiocy of Mani Shankar Aiyer.... or go gaga like some journos who think via their stomachs and have a yen for Paki cuisine... or  some freeloaders looking for a sponsored  trip...

M: Yes their ideal Indian is Mani....and Paki cuisine is very much like our Punjabi cuisine.....only more meatier....

F: Cuisine... hear the National Dish of Pakistan is now Haaka Noodles....Noodle da Saalan....Noogle Dum Ghosht..

M: Yup Pakistan becoming a Chinese Colony.... Churchill must be turning in his grave like a top..

F: Churchil....why...

M: Well a year before actual Independence Churchill had decided the break-up of India....he considered the area being designated for Pak as a crucial area in the power balance in Asia... he knew Nehru's Socialist mindset and his closeness with Russians... he did not want the strategic warm water Karachi Port to land up in Russian control.... and irony for his spinning like a top now in the  grave.. its going into Chinese hands..

F: I was in Pakistan recently for the Pak Lit Fest  ... I took my revenge ..

M: How???

F: The Pakis were ogling at the Women in the Indian Group ...passing lewd comments...making lewd gestures.... at a Party ......Pak's Education Minister said that its high time Pakistan got Kashmir....I told him by all means take it ....but give us all this beauty of Pakistan  (pointing to Paki women in the room).... the Paki was miffed and said that you have said this hear...don't say this in places like Peshawar or Quetta.... I said that why should I ....the women there are fat.... he walked away in a huff. By the way I had noticed him making lewd gestures towards women in our Group...this is the language these fools understand...

M: By the way we too have a splattering of fools here... after elder brother's ghost story now younger bother Tejaswi says... Nitish trying to poison  him ...

F: Seems the entire clan suffers from schizophrenia...outcome  of being on a Chaara Diet for years...

M: Seems anti Modi lot want a scalp in the MEA or MOH in the Atwal issue...

F: Fact is that when someone is part of a PM's entourage its taken for granted by the Agencies in host Nation that Agencies in the Visiting PM's Country have done their Homework to ensure no embarrassment for their PM during the  visit...as a courtsey Visas are given without much ado by the Host Nation...

M: I think Trudeau will do himself a big favor if he billed this trip as 3/4 Family Holiday and 1/4 State Visit...

F: But did you notice ... the elder kids of Trudeau did not need any guidance to add their comments to their Dad's in the Raj Ghat Visitor's Book....however our 40+ Prince requires guidance to do so... last time he got help from a SMS on his Mobile.... the SMS not only gave the message he had to write..but pointwise listed what he has to do...

We have a good laugh and I see my friend off at the door.

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS