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Love thy neighbor as thyself because you are your neighbor. It is illusion that makes you think that your neighbor is someone other than yourself.

Rahul’s caste politics will lead to communal card of BJP!

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Will by - election result change political course in Odisha?

In Odisha, Bijapur by-election is very important for all political parties. According to sources, result of by- election will decide future course of political scenario of the state.

Work in Delhi Government comes to standstill!

Work in the Delhi Government has come to a halt because of tiff between the political bosses and the bureaucrats.

RaGa and Khujli one and same thing

My Wife is hosting a Kitty at home. One of her friend's arrives early... she's a VP in a Media House....my wife orders me to keep her entertained as she ties up the last moment loose ends for the Kitty.

Me: Ma'am..... Sridevi death ... seems the Media has totally lost it...Reporter outside Sridevi's House.. Reporter in Dubai outside Mortuary.... Cardiologists in Studio... Directors, Actors and Spot Boys in Studios giving condolences..Detectives inspired by Crime Patrol or CID being interviewed....

Ma'am:  We show what the Public wants to see...

M: One Channel even had the Anchor standing in a bathroom with a wine glass near her..

Ma'am:  Yes some are TRP obsessed...my Media House draws a line ... we want TRPs but not at the expense of looking  stupid....

M: So what is the real news on this issue..

Ma'am:  No idea....seems as its about an actress everything is over - dramatized...

M: Sometimes looks like an accident... sometimes a murder...let's  see what the Dubai Prosecutor comes up with...

Ma'am:  As they don't care about who Sridevi is they will go about it objectively....at their own pace....

M: Its we here who are going berserk... in Dubai large Indian expat presence...so many fans of Sridevi for sure....but no Indian apart from Reporters seen outside Mortuary...

Ma'am:   So something does happen at the Immigration Counter ... we change... become efficient... abide by rules... and become responsible..

M: Ha ha... absolutely.

She excuses herself as my wife comes and takes her along. I'm joined by a co-sufferer of Kitties... hubby of one of the Kitty attendees...

Co-Sufferer: Yaar something wrong with RaGa.... all the Bank frauds have roots during UPA's rule but he still keeps blaming Modi..

M: He got treatment for this yesterday.... started lamenting the Simbhaoli Sugar fraud.... and then he realised one of the protagonist's is Amrinder Singh's son in law...buss he shut up there and then..

C-S: Kejri too going on like a broken record on Nirav and Choksi's scam...

M: I now call him Khujli ... well ask him ...when did it start....who shot down Bank of Allahabad Governmemt nominee's red flag...if BJP was involved would it not have swept scam under the Carpet.... who ordered rotation of Bank Officers regularly so that no one stays in same post for more that 2-3 years....who has made NPAs an issue....

C-S: Certificate Man cannot be convinced...in his Dictator mindset what he says is Gospel...

M: Similarities between RaGa and Kejri.... no accountabilty... living lavish lifes allegedly at our expense....appear prior to elections... take luxurious  holidays post election..blame Modi for everything... hope to be PM..

C-S: Plus both dress up shabbily when in India ....

M: And both own Parties that are Autocracies  in a Democracy....

C-S: And if I may predict .... both Parties they own will keep shrinking... seats and membership....

M: Auto Implode mode...

We both shake our heads in agreement and start to dig into the sumptious Kitty grub placed in front of us.

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS