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Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.

Kiren Rijiju is more powerful in MHA?

People say that Minister of State for Home Kiren Rijiju is more powerful in the Ministry of Home Affairs.PM listens to his recommendation more than anyone else, it is heard.

Secret of success of Kumar Mangalam Birla ?

Secret of success of Kumar Mangalam Birla is his Core Group. Insiders say that all his ten Advisors are either CA or CFA.

Butter Paneer and Buter ...

My friend who runs a huge business but is habituated to 'kaafiyas'....conversation in poetical form.....drops in and over Coffees and Rusks covered with Malai and Jam we get chatting.

Friend: Aap se gupp maarne ka mazaa kuch aur hai... maaf karna biwi ke saamne aap bore hai.

Me: Kaam ki baath karr... RaGa's run away to meet his Nani..

F: Nani House jaaoonga ... haar ki bezati se bachch paaoonga.... relax karr paaonga....wapas fresh ho ke aaoonga..

M: But many say there's a financial angle to his trip...

F: Na Nani na Maiyaa na Didi badhi na Robert Bhaiya... the whole thing is that sabh se badaa Rupiya.....

M: He left because he was told .... Congress loosing.... but still he must have been shaken

...especially the Tripura result...

F: Nani terri morni ko mor bhagaa ke leh gaye

NE States ko Bhagwa waale jagaa ke leh gaye...

M: How could his trip to meet his Nani have been a surprise when he  tweeted his intention before leaving...

F: Humaare Baba boltte aur firr karte hai think... dimaag aur zubaan ke beech hai nahi koyi link...

M: His Nani must have got to know the news about Congress debacle ...what must have been her response!

F: 93 year Grandma's lorri....La la lorri...BJP ne kee itni badhi chori...Bewakoof akkal toh karr thodi...Tehra yaha nahi wahaa honna hai zaroori... translated  from Italian...

M: Post the Victory there are pics of Shah welcoming Modi....the underlying emotions are of immmense warmth...

F: Yeh dosti humm nahi chodde ge....harr siyaasati race hum saath saath daude he...

M: Meghalaya mein who will make Sarkaar...

F: Kissi ko nahi majority... all are in minority...Guv dekhege koun hai bikaaoo aur koyn hai tikaaoo!!

M: Congress has a joke on Modi's... na khaaonga na khaane doonga..

F: Na khaata...Na khaane detta....Pack karwaa ke joh jaata uss ka sabh kuch zapt karr letha!!!

M: What will happen in Karnataka..

F: Soopda saaf Congress ka hogaa...Siddha nahi rahe ga kissi kamm jogaa!!!

M: What is your prediction for 2019..

F: Modi ji ko mille ge paach aur saal....Congress aur baakiyo ka boora haal.....samjho inn ka aaye ga kaal....

M: What's your advise to Sonia....

F: Madamji bollo ja RaGa ja....jidhar tehre dill karta hai bhaag ja....waapas Tourist ki tarah aa... yeh keh rahi hai terri Ma...

M: Ayodhaya ...what will happen..

F: Mandir bannega... kuch Mussalmaano ko tanne ga....

M: (Tweet alert on Mobile)...Lo NDA Government in Meghalaya..

F: Voter ne kaha tha Congress jao.... koyi tikaaoo ghatbandan aao....Meghalaya mein pragatti lao...

M: Modi ji pe jaaye qurbaan... chal Mr. Kafiya issi khushi mein khilaatha hoo tujhe butter paneer aur butter naan...

We leave for my fav Dhaba in CP.

Disclaimer:  Poetical Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. For entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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