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Comparison between Apple and Orange

At a well attended party people were talking about leaders of the country.One remark was significant “Comparision of other leaders with Narendra Modi is like comparision between apple and orange”.

Karnataka to decide future of Indian politics!

People say that future of the Indian politics will be decided after the outcome of the Karnataka Vidhan Sabha elections.

View from the street..

After a brisk walk around CP I stop at my fav Shoe Shine to get my shoes shined and enjoy a Coffee from the Vend just opposite the Shoe Shine. Order a extra sweet Coffee for him too.

Shoe Shine: Aao Sahib...wah Coffee.... ek baat toh batao (rest is translated from Hindi) ...local AAP Goonda ... who masquerades as a Social  Worker.... was boasting AAP would form Government in Nagaland.... kya hooa...AAP ki Sarkar banni ke nahi...

M: AAP contested just 3 seats in Meghalaya and 2 in Nagaland.... jokingly...you could count their votes on your fingers...all lost their Deposits!!

SS: Kejriwal can't take care of Delhi .... and he's dreaming of becoming an all India Party...by the way who won!!

M: BJP in Tripura....... NPP led Non Congress Alliance in Meghalaya... BJP is part of this Alliance and a facilitator too...and BJP+NDPP Alliance in Nagaland...

SS: Non Congress Alliance...yeh toh honna hee tha.... no one trusts Congress and Congis...if I had to leave my kid in someone's care...it'd never be RaGa ....any day I'd leave my kid in Modi's care...hear many Bank chors have run away...

M: Enjoyed during UPA days and now when the scams came out ran away..

SS: Yes these guys have the clout and money...there is this guy whose Office was in the Building in which the Coffee Vend is... he ran a Deposit Scheme... collected crores ...and when Depositers realized the scam ... he scooted away...... and I recall his Peon told me ....this fraudster must have sent the money overseas.... as Balance in his accounts was pittance.... he had very good connections at the Airport ....and had 2 Passports...

M: He had a Passport of another Country...

SS: No... of India in different names ...the Peon said he had made Copies for his Boss of both... one was 'as he is' basis... in the other he had a moustache... specs and a mole on the cheek. He says he looked different from his 'as he is' pic!! Paise waale choro ke paas rasook hotha hai!!

M: You are from UP what is the news from there..

SS: Goondo ki toh shaamat aayi hai....ghere mein kuch chotte motte chor bhi aa gaye hai... ghehu ke saath ghun bhi pista hai...

M: What do you feel about  this so said Aki and Bhenji or his Bhoji's alliance...

SS: Bakwaas...I come from an erstwhile SP village... we were against Dalits.... and SP Leaders needled us day and night to keep our dukes up against Dalits...in Dalit villages BSP Leaders painted us as villians...

M: Alliance is for RS seats where Voters don't have a say... both will order their MLAs to vote as per their  understanding..

SS: But outfall will be ...their core Vote Banks will revolt... you can't needle people for decades and expect them to change just like that....thank God in Yogi Raj this divide and rule does not go on... local elected Leaders.... BJP... don't needle at all...

M: You've got this white patch on your cheek...why don't you show it at the Mohala Clinic... could be just a Vitamin deficiency ..... easily curable...

SS: Mohala Clinic ...joke hai. Kejriwal buss publicity  batorta hai....I will show it in the Sarkaari Hospital...I think if Kejriwal has his way very soon kids in Delhi will be taught material that eulogizes him...

M: That's exactly what takes place where Left and Congress rule for some time.... Statues come up... education is tampered with...see what Commies did with NCERT books during UPA 1...

SS: If I could I'd insert in books... whichever Party was a one family centric Party it destroyed India....

M: Yes..... na kissi Pariwar ko jhuke ge na kissi Pariwaar ko jhukaane deh  ge..

Pay him and walk to my Office.

Disclaimer:  Poetical Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. For entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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