POLITICS

This is History (858)

The one excellent thing that can be learned from a lion is that whatever a man intends doing should be done by him with a whole-hearted and strenuous effort.

New strategy of Congress !

The Congress party headed by Rahul Gandhi under the new policy will not announce CM candidate and fight the upcoming elections on the strength of its organization rather than individuals.

No press conference of PM

Narendra Modi is the only Prime Minister who has not addressed any press conference so far.

PNB ...Poora Nirav Bank

I take the 5.13 Fast from Churchgate to Andheri. Travelling  with me are my Train Buddies.... Amar, Akbar and Antony. Today its Amar's treat... Dhokla.. Khandvi and Mango Juice.

Akbar: One more dissatisfied Ally... TDP... now they are out of NDA..

Amar: No... their Ministers have resigned from Cabinet...but they are still part of NDA..

Antony: But why can't Modi give AP Special Status..

Me: First check out what Modi's done for AP...Naval Air Station, Missile Manufacturing, DRDO facility, NOA Range, Troops Centre, BEL Manufacturing, Airports, 7 Institutes, 750+ Medical Seats, DD Kendra, AIR Station, Passport Centre, 2500 crore for Amaravati etc.

Akbar: But why not give the Package..

Me: 14th Finance Commission ordered SCS (Special Category Status) to be granted only to existing States and no fresh States. Centre willing to provide funds equivalent to SCS... 1.7 lac crore upto 2015 given ... and 2.4 lac crore in next 5 years....in lieu of SCS to AP... Naidu misleading Andhraites..

Amar: And... and...Naidu gave a 7K  crore waiver which made AP's deficit rise.... and now wants this ammount to be reimbursed... in no way can Andhra be compared to NE....

Antony: Problem is Modi's creation and he should solve it...

Amar: It's  UPA's creation .. the then Cabinet in 2013 created the two States out of one....would really be hilarious to see Naidu crossover to UPA... UPA shortchanged Andhra (Andhraites feel they got raw deal in bifurcation)!

Me: Naidu backing UPA...Mamtha backing Commies...BSP backing SP... AAP backing every traitor...ghor Political Kalyug...Modi's made their minds go wonky...

Akbar: Poor Karti and PC ...why are they being persecuted!!

Amar: One more case... 80:20 Gold Scheme...PC has to answer why Private Players were allowed in addition to Government PSUs...and that too when UPA Government was a lameduck one... and why both PC and Rockstar Rajan refused to listen to cries that 80:20 was creating a windfall for the Private entities....

M: Poora Nirav Bank...this should show you the hold they had on Finance Ministry and PNB..

Antony: Arre kya banaaya ho ga kissi ne!!

Me: Minimum 15%....have you checked out the Attached Property of this infamous duo... 1200 cr Property...

Antony: These Statue wars are ludicrous...

Amar: Absolutely... Modi's said it too.

Akbar: Why break Statues...

Amar: Miya ji don't you read History... Islam has broken Statues LRC.....you guys take it as a pious act....

Me: Cool down....don't you marvel why Maya's Statues have never been attacked...

Amar: Its the Purse she holds.....everyone  scared .... because no one can fathom why does she hold a purse in all her Statues... the consensus is.... whack karne ke liye if you go near!!

We reach Andheri and we alight and go our ways.

Disclaimer:  Poetical Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. For entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS