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There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.

Congress can form Govt in MP only with alliance!

Political observers believe that Congress can form Government in Madhya Pradesh only with an alliance with the BSP and the Gondwana Gantantra Party (GGP).

Now no ‘Ram’ only ‘Roti and Roji’?

People now say they want ‘Roti and Roji’ more than ‘Ram’ in this thickly populated country.

Imaginary Interview with RaGa….

By the wonder of imagination I'm able to interview RaGa in Singapore. Venue: Kopitiam... Sun Tech City Mall. Over very Black Coffee and Kaya on Yoast ....we get chatting .

Me: Hit wicket!!!!

RaGa: Who.... is the match on !!! Shikhar...

M: You .....Dumbo...

R: Me!!!! How .... where's my bat... where are the stumps...

M: You made a hash of your interaction at the Lee Kuan Yew School of Public Policy...

R: Not what Pitroda ji told me..

M: You tell me if you did well why did INC's Twitter Handle have to put out a doctored video of your interaction... one of the questioners... I think Bose... has threatened to sue INC in Singapore if the Doctored Video is not taken down..

R: I'll ask Pitroda ji...

M: You simply could not fathom what was being asked Dumpkoff ... why India grew at such a paltry rate when Congress was in power... why our Per Capita Income was so low.... so low that the World even gave our growth a name.. Hindu rate of growth..

R: But I answered it... Congress did not do all bad... we did a lot of good too...

M: Now don't you give me some of your off-track answers.... India is there... China is there and Singapore here... I'm sure Pitroda must have had his heart in his mouth... Singapore's escape velocity toh nahi bolle ga!! Fact is Congress kept Indians ...lean and mean...

R: Meaning fit..

M: No... lean... economically... and mean... created huge divisions to divide and rule...and what the hell was counting planes in the Valley to measure the situation there....I hear in those days there were more flights than passengers..... whoever gave you this idea ...kick him....

R: What about my power analogy... got applause for it..

M: America has power.. Japan has power..everyone is connected so your power is my power....my God ...95% of the audience were totally puzzled.... yes you got applause from your entourage and few supporters that I think Yakshi was able to muster...his ability to speak Telugu and Tamil being put to use....

R: Connectivity...

M: And then you want to connect MRI machines..... yaar.... how will this revolutionize health care....some must have lamented.... iss ki MRI karwao.... zaroor kuch dheela hai!!! What's  wrong with you!! And you guys are against the collection of Biometric data for Aadhar... and on the other hand you want to make MRIs public....

R: My Party is happy with my performance...

M: And you agreed Indian Economy doing well now... and you must have seen Pitroda shaking his head despondently and you added..explained problems in India...

R: I'm  disappointed...my connectivity theories were not understood.

M: I think Pitroda must  be thinking .... how do I connect this guy to a computer... and I type in the answers and he orates.... you know there are a group of Indians who attended the Interaction and they are planning to apologise to Singaporeans for allowing our Torture Machine to come to Singapore..

R: Do you think there is a conspiracy within my think tank... no way Pitroda ji can be a part of it.... but shouldn't he be more careful and vett the advice my think tank gives me!!

M: Trust no one. .balance him off with Mani....jabh doobna hai... why not do it with a flair... World would say... yeh hotha hai doobna..

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, infirm, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only.

With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS