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There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.  

Rahul has no killer instinct like his mother

Senior political leaders say that though Rahul Gandhi is now head of the Congress party but he has no killer instinct like his mother Sonia Gandhi.

Why regional parties avoiding ‘Congress Ka Haath’?

In the new proposed political alignment regional parties are said to be not in favour to include Congress party in the front. According to observers, in the past many regional and other parties had to pay heavy price when they took ‘Congress Ka Saath’. Therefore, this time parties are avoiding ‘Congress Ka Haath’. 

Fevicol Aunty….

I'm in Mumbai at my fav Coffee Shop ....located at the rear of a Five Star Property....happen to meet a friend who has just attended a Conclave by a Leading Media House. Over Cold Coffees and Sandwiches we get chatting.

Me: So how was the Conclave...

Friend: Sonia the Unifier was there....

M: Unifier????

F: That's the title they gave her... viewing the rag-tag Coalition she's trying to cobble... Fevicol would have been more apt..

M: Hear she delivered a speech and interacted too.

F: Yes .. seems in her feudal  mindset ... she gave Modi permission to win in 2014... and in 2019 she will not give permission ... this the state of her mind!! Like in Punjabi rhey say... Bhape da raaj.... arre Congress has lost election after electional..NE showed Regional Parties extremely allergic to Congress....

M: I think she takes the Queen title very seriously...

F: The Lady should  understand....nobody says that before 2014 work was not done..... what we feel bad about is... viewing the body of work done and being done by Modi in just 4 years ... wish someone like him was PM in place of Nehru... today we'd be a Developed Nation and a Democracy without Dynasties...Corruption would be drastically down....

M: Yeah... if only Sardar Patel had become the PM..

F: And the person interviewing her was ever so servile... compared to the ruffian who interviewed Ghadkari... Ghadkari really gave it him.

M: Ghadkari knows his subject....has figures are on his fingertips....doesn't speculate or approximate... and gives it back when needed...

F: The interviewer... a known Modi hater... tried to bait Ghadkari on... what if in 2019... BJP gets 212 seats.... he presumed that Allies would then not accept  Modi... so then Ghadkari would have a chance to be PM..

M: Let me guess he must have been salivating when he must have said... Allies will not accept Modi... whenever he says something against Modi he salivates... and when he predicts doom for Modi ...he really needs a bucket under his mouth.... Ghadkari explicitly told him he had no PM ambitions... though still the interviewer in his closing.... said Ghadkari had kept options open...

F: Sarma too was really good. Though he too had a interviewer who was out to trap him. These BJP Grassroot Leaders are really India's hope....and then came Hillary... the foolish Interviewer introduced her ... as the Lady who should have been US President...

M: He is a pretty big loose screw if you ask me..

F: But when Hillary delivered her speech she was all praise for the strides India is making....though when she must have seen his downcast face she added.... but more needs to be done..

M: And now news from Malaysia ... where Sonia's Bonny Son has now taken the 'Pity' route... says he and sis have forgiven killers of Rajiv...

F: Chalo they killed his Dad and its his sentiments.....what about the 10,000 Sikhs who got butchered because of his Dad ... they had done no harm to Indira or Rajiv... what about the 1200 IPKF soldiers who got martyred in Sri Lanka... in a war which was waged so that Rajiv... who was then PM

..would  look like a disisive  Statesman...

M: And News of his Singapore Interaction must have reached Malaysia.... half the expected audience...

F: There is a rumor doing the rounds for a week.... that there is a tape of a Top Neta discussing money issues with Mehul Choksi...

M: Let me guess... as news was leaked out about this tape in advance... I think an auction must be on...all is fair in such stings.....

F: Achaaa now RaGa's been to East.... he has already been to UAE... Italy after becoming President ....next where...

M: The rain in Spain always stays in the plains... Spain... they say he loves Spain...

F: Ola....

M: Joke marroo... Ola reminds me... which are the 3 options to get a ride from the Airport..hint... 2 are paid and 1 is free...answer is... Ola... Uber and free one is CBI...in recent times Karti and a Gitanjali VP have availed free rides..

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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