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The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep.

Bhayyaji Joshi to continue number two in RSS

Bhayyaji Joshi is likely to continue as number two in the RSS. Earlier there were speculations that Bhayyaji is being replaced by Dattarey Hosbele this month.

(We carried it on March 8)

Arun Jain to be important functionary in RSS

Chief of RSS in Madhya Pradesh Arun Jain is likely to get important assignment early next year.

(We carried it on Nov 3, 2017)

Pranab Mukherjee Foundation to be launched on Thursday

The Pranab Mukherjee Foundation is being officially launched on Thursday at 10 Rajaji Marg. The launch will be attended by senior leaders from almost all the national parties. The attendees are expected to include Sonia Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi, Arun Jaitley, Piyush Goyal etc. Dr Thomas Mathew, his trusted speechwriter and Head of the Research vertical of the foundation will be the master of ceremonies at the function.

Will Deepak Vispute succeed Arun Jain in MP?

In the event of Arun Jain going on national scene it is said Deepak Vispute will succeed him as RSS chief in Madhya Pradesh.

 (We carried it on January 23, 2018)

Kalyug ki Majboori ke doh naam

My friend whose Office is very near  Azad Maidan drops in.... over Coffee and Bourbon & Jim-Jam biscuits we get chatting.

Me: Your area was jam packed with protestors..

Friend: Yes...never seen so many people in Azad Maidan... but mostly very orderly...   I went there for a round... Adivasi Protestors about 60%.... 20% Mirchi lagaane waale ...Sena and MNS....20% Imposters... why I even heard a Maharashtrian Farmer conversing in Malayalam..

M: Had Mumbai diligently earmarked a Protest Site the Protestors would  not have been allowed to enter heart of City...better Protest  Mangement and minimal collateral nuisance...

F: I think Fadnavis did a good job...only problem now is other States could  face such Protests... Yogendra Yadav was salivating about the success of the Protest..

M: I think what is needed is young DCs in the rural areas..these youngsters have still not been polluted by The System and have the go....think out of the box too....and are more accessible....

F: I'm sure RaGa was hoping for a flareup ....but seems the Farmers proved to be too mature and responsible than his immature perception...

M: Speaking of RaGa... now he says Jaitley was keeping quite on Nirav Choksi scam because of his Beti's connection.

F: What connection.... I don't think  they even represented Choksi even once in Court.... within a month the retainer was returned and Contract rescinded.

M: I think like they say saawan ke harre ko sabh kuch haraa nazar aatha hai.... similarly RaGa sees scams in everything... don't blame him... this was the situation when UPA was in power....aage scam peeche scam oopar scam neeche scam..

F: Sunna hai .... Hooda is in a fix.... SC has indicted him... Builders were literally able to coerce landowners to sell Land worth 1600 crores for 100 crores..

M: Hooda Sarkaar was called Builders ki Sarkaar.... Hooda ......CLU waale...

F: Maybe Chautala will soon have company in Jail..they may make-up and start talking to one another...

M: Sonia's Fevicol Dinner tonight...

F: None of the invitees accept RaGa as their Leader..... all have local aspirations and doubt Congress's intentions...do not want Congress to make any comeback in their States...

M: Mamtha not coming... sending a Rep...

F: She's known to play games....grossly over politicized...

M: Lot of criticism .... Naresh Aggarwal's entry into BJP...

F: If you have played Carrom you'd know the role of the striker... Amit Shah using Aggarwal as a striker for RS polls....Bhenji must be worried....

M: But he should not have made that comment on Jaya Bachchan..

F: He should not have made many comments...SP... Congress and rest enjoyed his comments ...Veg and Non Veg.... against BJP... now the shoe is on the other foot... and I expect a lot of kicking...

M: One week since Parliament commenced ...0 business...

F: Actually to make Parliament function BJP knows there is only one way...carte-blanc undertaking no investigation into corruption... but it can't.... because Modi has vower to finish corruption....

M: So its majboori on both sides....

F: Majboori ke Kalyug ke doh naam.... Modi and Sonia Ma'am!!

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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