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It is easy to kill individuals but you cannot kill the ideas.

Who will be next PM?

People have started talking about the successor of Narendra Modi but after the North-East elections. Means: only Modi.

Will Rahul Gandhi and Mayawti join hands?

There is a talk that this time Rahul Gandhi may join hands with Mayawati instead of Akhilesh Yadav. One can only wait and watch. Now the ball is in the court of Mayawati.

BJP to lose election in Phoolpur?

Political observers feel that in the ensuing Phoolpur Lok Sabha polls this time BJP is going to lose.

(We said this on March 3)

Sore Losers...

I'm travelling to Delhi .....the gentleman seated in the adjacent seat has been trying to strike a conversation... I finish reading a longish Email....and respond...

Me: Sorry...had to attend to something urgently..

Gentleman: Did you hear.... a Vanquished General had called other Vanquished Generals for Dinner....

M: Yup... and some Generals sent Juniors to attend...

G: Sonia is desperate and so are other Parties...

M: See fact is for Bypolls they'll Ally... but when it comes to PM.... CM and Malai Minsteries they'll squabble like Magpies ....its their greed that will make alliance efforts trip..

G: And I think Sonia knows in all this Congress is more of a facilitator.... so even contemplating RaGa for PM is out of the question..

M: Suits RaGa.... he will be back to UPA days... travel.... no responsibility or accountability.... allegedly wheel and deal.... iss ke achche dinn...

G: Next I hear Pawar will host a Dinner.....

M: Good ole Pawar..... if by a miracle they come to power he will hope to fullfill his dream to be PM...he aches to be the PM...

G: Dread that day..... he'd be doing what he did during UPA.. only on a grandeur scale.... and his nephew would embark on peeing in all Indian Dams...

M: By the way on Social Media there are reports that post dinner Sonia's Staff found 3 silver spoons missing...

G: Any guesses...

M: I'm sure there will be backroom parleys for recovery... Sonia is very senti about her Cutlery... spoons are her fav...

G: Arre post Dinner MISA lagaa denna tha....

M: Kahee pe nigaahe kahi pe nishaana...ha ..ha..

G: I hear some of the Allies are miffed that their cuisine was not represented in the layout...

M: Arre abhi toh drama shuroo hooa hai...

G: By the way what did the Commies give the Adivasi Farmers who marched to Mumbai... Caps.... Banners....which the must habe taken back.... frugal diet.... contaminated water....and made them walk 200 miles..

M: And what did BJP give them..

G: Medical assistance...hope....dignity (Cops were ordered to be extremely sensitive)..... and trains to go back home....

M: And I'm sure once they get monetary benefits Commies will be there to collect donations.... its a vicious cycle...

G: Is it true Nirav and Choksi wanting to come back...

M: Don't have an idea...

G: Running away is easy..... giving it all up and living overseas is a different ball game...I think their only worry is Jail..

M: Inn sabh mein toh mardh ek hee nikla... Sahara Roy...

G: (Plane lands and he gets an alert on his Mobile) So seems BJP losing both seats in UP....Bihar... BJP 1 ...RJD 2...

M: BJP suffers from election fatigue...in every election since 2014 BJP is the constant....electoral foes change....so they get rested...

G: Congress Pally Media showing as if BJP's lost the General Election..

M: Congress has no reason to rejoice..its performance dismal...imagine UP elections turnout was just 30-40%...

G: A lesson for Congress.....November 2017 BJP lost Chitrakoot Bypoll...December 2018 BJP won Gujarat and HP States...January and February 2018 BJP lost bypolls in Rajasthan and MP....March 2018 BJP won Tripura, Nagaland and Meghalaya....March 2018 BJP lost bypolls in Bihar and UP...May 2018 BJP will Karnataka...

M: And now hope Bhua and Bhanja stop saying EVMs are fixed.....

G: Today they practically said DM is fixed...post 7th round of counting a section of the Media .... agenda driven..started jostling at counting centres......... so the DM delayed the decleration of results for the next 1 or 2 rounds... and SP... BSP... Congress and their Pally Media...went berserk. In Delhi the Big Guns of the Congi Pally Media had called the election in the 7th round (7/32 rounds) though leads were just in thousands.....just to create hype...

M: First they said EVMs fixed...  this time DM..... next time Voter fixed.....meaning hypnotized...

G: Sore losers...

We both shake our heads in agreement as we start walking to the Airport exit...

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS