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Asli Jummle waale..

I'm in the Departure lounge... two gentleman next to me in an animated discussion ...when one gets up and starts shouting..

Gentleman 1: What do you mean what has Modi done....just because Dynasties (Congress...SP... BSP... RJD)  says Jumla you believe the biggest Joke fate has played on India ....the Dynasties...now listen to the Body of work Modi has done...Macroeconomic turnaround from fragile to bright spot... inflation down from 10% to 4%...Fiscal Deficit from 6% to 3%...huge investments in Roads, Ports, Waterways...structural reforms in Banking Sector.. IBC for NPAs.... GST.....cured the policy paralysis... huge step up in ease of doing business..Make in India.... Skill India......Soil Health Cards....Crop Insurance....Neem Coated Fertilizer.... new and fairer MSP modality....more than 1 lac crore transferred to DBT beneficiaries eliminating leakages...200 conniving NGOs banned....standing up to China...India entering MTCR, Wassenaar Arrangement and Australia Group...India building its own 'String of Pearls' ... Indian Ocean is India's again... Surgical Strikes and punitive action against Pak... no damage to India or loss of life via bombings outside J&K.....earlier Mumbai... Delhi were bombed.... Naxal taming on ...they kill say 6 Jawans and in retaliation we kill 30 Naxals...Defence procurement fast tracked... Forces given a free hand...India on high table in International Relations...first time India is power surplus... electricity footprint expanding and villages getting electrified at a record pace.....LED Bulbs distribution... Clean Energy investments outstrip Fossil Fuel Investments..LPG free connections to reduce Biogas Choolahs....attacking Black Money... Demo squeezed Black Money into Banking Sector and now Investigations on..Initiatives like UPI pushing usage of Digital Money...Pacts with Tax Havens...Universal Healthcare... Sanitation...Mission Indradhanush to vaccinate children...huge benefits for Girl Child

.....helping Divyangs stand on their own feet.. AIIMS and Medical Colleges all over India..IITs.....NMC or Modi Care...(takes a deep breath)....

Me: ( offering him my sealed bottle of water).... Absolutely correct... you  just did a beautiful Breathless rendition....like Mahadevan's...but why are you so upset..

G1: Pucc gaya with this false Jumla drama of the Dynasties...

Gentleman 2: Congress...

G1: Congress Dynasty is the cruelest joke played by Fate on this great Nation... their politics is Lollipop Politics...the cruel Garibi Hatao joke.. the fake concern for underprivileged .....the fake drama of propriety and probity.....

G2: But.....

G1: From Fake in India now its Make in India....

G2: Tell me why not Congress... give them a chance..

G1: What else did we do for 70+ years..... why not Congress ...I'll answer this simply...on Independence Rs. 7.50  = 1 $..... today its  $ 1 = Rs. 65.00 and therein lies the story of ... wrong policies... wrong priorities.... corruption....initial idiotic socialism....shameless appeasement....China War.... IPKF operation...

The Departure is announced and Gentleman 1 walks off with a spring in his stride... Gentleman 2 walks off muttering to himself... and your truly... walks off ..illuminated..India was normal at birth.... got stunted during Congress rule...

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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