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There is much for us to learn from the ‘Prince of Beggars’.

How long the BJP play Hindu card?

People now ask how long the BJP will play Hindu card?  Is Gorakhpur and Phoolpur not an indication ?

Is opposition hell-bent to oust NDA Govt?

Recent victory in by elections has given a chance to opposition parties to unite against BJP led NDA Govt at the centre. According to experts, country's political health is likely to deteriorate more if Opposition wins no confidence motion in Lok Sabha.

Mandir wahi banne ga…

I'm back in Shimla.... meet my Respected Friend...Retired Senior Bureaucrat....at a iconic Shimla eatery...over desi pizzas and cold coffees we get chatting.

Me: Naidu first pulled out his Ministers and now he's pulled TDP out of NDA...

Respected Friend: Yeh toh honna tha... I had expected this...though later. But if Jaggan is moving a No Confidence Motion Naidu's TDP cannot be a part of NDA and vote for the Motion. You can say Jagan has forced him tacitly to move out now itself...

M: I think to get his Majority Minority vote bank back he was as it is planning to do this...he's wrong if he thinks NDA's anti incumbency is more than TDPs..

RF: And then don't forget his title... Naidu Dumpty... Dumps regularly....even dumped his own Father in Law...

M: The Lady who handles RaGa's Twitter account tweeted...Its finally happened #DontAskJustYet....maybe RaGa's getting married.. found a Girl who will make..his Vote Bank.... Muslims.......Christians....happy!!

RP: No... I think there is a  possibility that they've been able to buy over some BJP MPs... wafer thin majority as it is... and with TDP out and Sena showing its teeth...maybe Congress feels...iron getting hot.. and getting the hammer in place to strike and cause insecurity for Modi and make him dependant on Allies!! More Corruption cases.... Ram Mandir getting resolved worry Congress!!

M: Sir why is Opposition so bitter about passing of the Finance Bill..

RF: Its akin to.... expecting a Teacher not to teach 3/4th of the class just because 1/4th of the Class plays hookey...

M: Congress  says its Government's duty to run Parliament... and they are not being allowed to speak.

RF: So that is exactly what Government is doing...enacting Business... as for not being allowed to speak...BJP should get every day's LS and RS footage and prepare a short film to show how Congress and the rest start protesting the minute the Speakers sit down ... actually questions are .....who starts the protests....and who does not want House to work...

M: Congress will say.... not covered by Cameras.... those in Treasury Benches make funny faces at them... and keep showing taingaa..

RF: Pawar tries to show himself as a Senior Parliamentarian...he's upset with passing of Finance Bill..

M: Sir  one may have years of standing.... but the only one who is looked up to is the one who is incorruptible...like I look up to you...

RF: Thank you...when will this Nation realize Modi is finishing off.... Ma & Beta... Bhua & Bhatija... Baap & Beti...Mama  & Bhanja... Mama & Maami.... Tau & Tai...Mausa & Mausi...Foofa & Bhua... Bhaiya & Bhabi...and above all Dadi and Pardada Raaj.. bahut ho gaya...

M: By the way Sir.... Bhua and Bhatija are enthused....

RF: Vote Banks are not...it'll play out sooner than later.....and I think as SP is UP centric and BSP has remained UP centric they'll prefer to Ally with strong regional Parties and not Congress.....what does Congress beung to the table.....just a Dynasty!!

M: Congress is dead wood....

F: All said and done solving the Babri issue is a huge winner for BJP... it'll enthuse the Hindu Voter to such an extent that for the first time in History of India....majority minority will realize its just a marginal minority..

M: But Sir you are so sure Court will decide in favor of handing over disputed land to Hindus...

RF: If facts and logic are applied 100%  .....Mandir wahi bannana chahiye....this 1/3:1/3:1/3 formula would never be acceptable to Muslims even for an ordinary Masjid...leave a Holy of Holiest Shrine.... this was just a Bandaid for a condition that requires surgery...why put fire and wood together...

M: Sir aaj ka joke... after Kejri's apology to Majithia ....will Delhites line up outside his Home and Office for his apology letters to them..

We pay the tab and move out

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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