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Who will be Modi's next target? 

Congress President Rahul Gandhi has asked one question-who will be PM Modi's next target after Lalu, Chidambaram ? It is believed after firing from, Supreme Court in Haryana Land case, the focus of investigations will now shift to Robert Vadra.

Will one CM leave India ?

People say, one Chief Minister will leave India to settle down in a foreign country after the defeat in elections.

Enhanced DA to Central Govt employees from January 1

The Dearness Allowance (DA) to Central Government Employees has been granted with effect from January 1, 2018. The Government of India has decided to pay DA to the employees enhancing from the existing rate of 5% to 7% of the basic pay.

Jumlebaaz Gandhis vs Databaaz Modi...

I'm still in Shimla and I meet my Respected Friend,  retired Senior Bureaucrat, at a Dhaba...over Dal Maharani.. Paneer Makhanwala ...crisp Rotis and Lassis we get chatting.

Me: Congress Plenary Session on... at the very start Sonia did a RaGa ...gaffe.... said Balatkaar instead of Palat karr...

Respected Friend:  Maybe she wanted RaGa to know how she feels post his gaffes....though Congress and Congress pally Media refutes this gaffe...

M: Otherwise same ronna dhonna.... EVM.... RaGa is of the opinion EVMs not used in Developed Nations....the man who wants to connect MRIs wants us to go back to 'relic' Ballot Papers..

RF: Does he know that these Nations are a fraction of India's population...why even US..has 253,248,000 Voters... out of these 58% Vote.... India has 814,500,000 Voters and average of 50% Vote...EVMs are a necessity in India in case there have to be free and fair elections...

M: Fact is Congress over the years had perfected the art of 'managing' Ballot Paper Polls...in fact Parties like SP... BSP... RJD have learnt from Congress.

RF: The number of EVMs...the multi handlers... the layers of Security...the open testing....the fact that EVMs have no connectivity whatsoever and are just like a calculators...makes fixing a EVMs more of a SciFi story than a real one...yes its easy to take one EVM... open it.... install a transistor's hardware and say it's also a transistor........ its a different story...if you have to break into the Secure Room and install this hardware in thousands of EVMs..and then make the EVMs pass the trial in front of Candidates reps...

M: Congress next ronna-dhonna was .... simultaneous elections....

RF: Simultaneous elections are needed .... cost of elections will go down... and then elected Governments and Bodies will get five years to perform without any electoral distractions.....

M: Next boo-hoo... address disquiet in Judiciary...

RF: Congress's creation ...

M: Next.. hysteria BJP is whipping up on counter terrorism to divide polity..

RF: Its because of BJPs tough stance that today apart from J & K you don't hear of terror attacks in rest of India ... Congress is actually feeling guilty that it could not take such measures....this Government's efforts... today Pakistan is totally isolated...

M: Next PNB fraudsters were allowed to escape...

RF: Putting the cart before the horse... first BJP is trying to recover as much as is possible now itself .... cancelled their Passports...now will zero in on the scam.... how...and who connived with them....to execute the scam! Start efforts to get them vack...

then comes investigating their escape....

M: Though timeline shows they had got wind the poo-poo was going to hit the fan and they ran away ...and then people who undertake  such scams... do have 'exit' planned... like Nirav had a Belgian Passport..and last boo-hoo... last ronna..Hinduvta...

RF: Sounds odd from a Party that is besotted with Muslims... wanted to give them the first right on India's resources...

M: They keep crying Democracy is in danger..

RF: Again hypocritical from a Party.. which was the Party that had taken away our Civil Liberties... jailed Political opponents ...6 million forced sterilizations... 2000 deaths....changed the Constitution during Emergency.... and has a track record of sacking elected Governments... who is the Grandpa... Grandma ...Pa...and Ma of Nepotism and corruption!!!!!

M: By the way Sir why at all such meets does RaGa ...a man nearing his 50s...hug his Ma..

RF: As he knows his own status in the Party is dicey...he sends a message to the Employees...merre paas High Command hai..

M: India Rising Conclave and Congress Plenary ...in a nutshell.... Jumlebaaz Beta aur Ma..... Databaaz Modi...

We have a good laugh... pay the tab... take sponfulls of Sweetened Sauf and move out.

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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