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If the deaf are to hear, the sound has to be very loud.

Will one CM join the BJP ?

After some visits of BJP President Amit Shah, Home Minister Raj Nath Singh and Ram Madhav of a state, people say one Chief Minister is being wooed to join the BJP.

Division of AP was suicidal ?

Senior Congress leaders feel that division of Andhra Pradesh  was suicidal for the party and the result –Congress is nowhere.

Muffler Man to Maafi Man

Still in Shimla.... today I meet my Respected Friend... Retired Senior Bureaucrat....at a Cafe.... over Hot Chocolates and Donuts and home made Fries we get chatting.

Me: The Party that has the Dritrashtras has to be  the Kauravas...

Respected Friend: Has to be Congress.. there is Sonia who was and is blinded by Putra Moh... and MMS who was and is blinded by High Command Moh...so Congress has to be the Kauravas..

M: And BJP that's trying to correct the wrongs... Pandavas!!

RF: I don't expect RaGa to even fathom the comparison he's made....

M: He kept on ranting in his closing speech... but offered no solutions...

RF: He has no solutions...he's a empty Critic....

M: Sir see the idiocy... he said that wherever he went .....Public chanted ....Modi..Modi... Modi...!!! Which as per him means... Public wants him...

RF: Kya kamaal ka logic....so actually when Indians cheered India in the cricket match the other night..in actuality they were cheering for Bangladesh...

M: RaGa tried to mock Modi...if you don't have a job teach Yoga... this came from a person who spent years learning Aikodo in his jobless days...he should know Yoga Teachers are in demand here and overseas...in fact RaGa could take up becoming a Yoga Teacher post 2019...

RF: RaGa logic...Lalit...Nirav sharing surnames with PM Modi symbolises crony capitalism..

M: Idiotic... Rahul Sharma was caught cheating...Rahul Mahajan was accused of drug addiction... Tihar there will be so many Rahul druggies... can we deduce the name Rahul symbolizes cheating and drug addiction!!

RF: The Clown of the Plenary which now people call Congress Penury as nothing new came out...was Sidhu...

M: Ha ha.... MMS the Sardar who is assardaar...but when he was in BJP same Sidhu had said... he doubted if MMS is a Sardar... and a Puppet can never be assardaar...

RF: So now Kejri is on a Apology binge... Majithia.. Ghadkari... next Jaitley...

M: First he was busy hurling accusations....now apologizing..

RF: Accuse....apologize.....now he will go for Vipaasna.....return.....and then restart accusing with legal Disclaimers.... on in third Party.... I hear so and so us corrupt.....

M: Joke marroo... what blessing did MMS give Sidhu when Sidhu touched his feet....Bematlab hasste raho...

RF: My contribution.... now Kejri from Muffler Man is Maafi Man..

We have a good laugh...settle the tab and move out.

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS