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For us, compromise never means surrender, but a step forward and some rest. That is all and nothing else.

Kamraj Plan in the offing ?

Is new Kamraj Plan in the offing ? In Congress circles people say Rahul Gandhi is in a mood to involve senior Congress leaders in organisational work.

Where the money of politicians and bureaucrats will go ?

At a get-together one interesting remark came, “After the decline of real estate business in the country, number two money of the politicians and the bureaucrats will now go to the business houses.”

Term of Odisha Governor ends

Bihar Governor Satya Pal Malik  has been given additional responsibility of Odisha after Dr. S.C. Jamir completed his five-year tenure.

Well done MEA

I'm still in Dubai and today I meet my friend at the  Dubai Creek Golf Club Academy Cafe. After hitting a bucket of practice balls each.... we sit down to enjoy sandwiches and refreshing Lemonade.... and we get chatting.

Me: Sad news from India... all the 39 Indians missing in Mosul have now been confirmed as dead..

Friend: Yup saw that on the News on the Net... but why such a hullabulloo by Congress!!

M: They think the job of the Opposition is to oppose...as Sushma ji got the confirmation on the DNA tests she decided to inform the Parliament first... as she was keeping the Parliament updated all the way she felt this was required...then the news was broken to the families..... defenitely very humanely...

F: So what does Congress expect that she go personally to every family and inform..

M: And if she did that  ...next they'd say why did she wear a bright color saree at such a time... she should  have covered her head..

M: A escapee had said that all 39 were killed... but Government  could not declare them dead just on his statement...so once Mosul was freed Government started pressing the Iraqis to search for the Bodies...

F: I think Gen VK Singh also went there..

M: The Iraqis used ground sonar to locate the mass graves..... digging the graves.... exhuming the bodies...and then DNA tests were done..till then Sushma ji kept telling the families that till she had concrete proof she could not confirm anything..

F: Pathetic to see how the Motion for Condolence was passed... the Speakers had to literally force the Opposition MPs. 

M: Scindia is otherwise a  mature guy...don't know what happened to him..

F: Maybe his brownie points with High Command running low.... these people panic and tend to act stupidly in such times..

M: I think if Punjab's Captain takes a objective stand... he will explain the families about the compulsions... and then try to get some Financial assistance for them. They are defenitely not Martyrs.... though for the families they are!!!

F: Initially they'll expect relief like Martyr's families  get.. but then what is right has to be done!! Though I think Sonia would order her minions to add ghee to the fire!!

M: Maybe Captain will show he's not a minion...after all his objective in such circumstances should be ... the People of Punjab get what is due to them..

F: Hear ...this dolt Raj Thackrey has got his goons into action again....

M: Fact is .... ghar mein nahi daane aur Ammi challi bhunaane.. he doesn't have any MLAs.. in Political wilderness....I think MNS has just one Corporator in the Municipal Corporation now....6 of its Corporators had rebelled and joined Shiv Sena...

F: What to say about a guy who is more worried about his attire than his Party...I have a feeling that in this No Trust Vote...not only will NDA defeat it.... but I think BJP will turn the tables on Opposition....  Opposition strength will not reflect in their Votes..

M: Joke in Delhi is ... Kejri aaj kiss se maafi maange ga...

F: As Jaitley has said maafi not enough...so maybe Kejri will paint his face black... sit backwards on a Donkey and go to Jaitley's House..

M: You know..... drama is his forte...and so are excuses..and also converting these to money making opportunities....if asked... why did you do this....he will say..for the People of Delhi... do not forget to donate generously to AAP...

We have a good laugh and proceed to hit balls again.

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS