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This is History (870)

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.

“Mahagathbandhan” History is being repeated

Politics has not changed-history is being repeated. A “Mahagathbandhan” was made against Indira Gandhi  and now another “Mahagathbandhan” against Narendra Modi.

Only Pandit Nehru was Secular !

At a discussion  people said that after independence only Pandit Jawahar Lal Nehru was Secular and not even Indira Gandhi, Rajiv Gandhi ,Sonia Gandhi  or Rahul Gandhi. Now it is a subject of discussion.

101 Gifts

My Data Geek Nephew comes calling... and we sit down to chat over Aloo Parathas with hung curd , pickles and salad.

Me: What's this ....RaGa accusing Modi that his App shares Data...

Nephew : RaGa says the NaMo App can share your data...Congi Intellectuals will say it can steal money from your E - Wallet..Congi Journos will say it can use stolen money to buy Chai Pakoda for BJP workers...Congi Liberals  will say it can change your SM DPs to Pappu...jinne mooh unni galaa...moorkha di tolli..

M: Someone was telling me the INC Website in its Disclaimer  says it can share your info with Vendors , Consultants... etc ... etc. So when you apply for INC Membership your data is shared...that is why after RaGa's taunt they realized their own 'sharing' and Congress deleted its Mobile Phone application from Google Play Store...data was being routed to Singapore..

N: Living in a glass house and throwing stones..tut tut...actually any App you download via Google Play Store you choose to share your pics.... contacts....location...etc

M: Fact is Cambridge Analytica (CA) can manufacture buzz with Bots..steal data from FB..create DP of Demo and Psychographics..do invasive research..do Data modelling....Code performance - Optimizing Algo's manage sentiment...but RaGa sadly it can't speak for you... so it can't do anything about his Gaffes...and what CA did was Data stealing....

N: The objective is clear... NPAs mushroomed during UPA... RaGa uses 'Jupiter escape velocity'....uses escape of Mallya and Nirav to blame Modi for the NPAs....fact is the gupplas were done when UPA was in power.... in Data sharing... he knows CA discloure hits Congress hard.. 'the escape velocity'...

so he's crying about NaMo App to distract...the CA charges are so grave he can't shift blame...

M: Correct yourself... he's just saying what's told to him....poor fellow... 99% of the time doesn't even understand what he's saying..why even  a Lady tweets for him...

N: BJP's belief in Ram is enthusing others to believe in Ram..Didi did Ram Puja... Tharoor pens a book..  Why I am a Hindu..Akilesh tomtoming his Navratri fast and RaGa has become a Jenu Dhari...

M: Which means next Iftar .... at their Iftar Parties for Muslims this lot will be performing circus  acts to please Muslims and make them forget their Hindu reconnect..

N: PC will never tweet anything personal again.. his 130/- Tea Tweet really elicited responses  that must have made him stop checking his Twitter handle..

M: The best two ...buy the Airport the Tea will be free then...free Tea is served in Tihar...Karti will vouch for this..

N: Hear in the end MMS turned out to be fond of Gifts....

M: Yup I read... he took with him some 101 gifts gifted to him when he was PM... amongst the gifts were ...expensive Bose Music System...  Piaget Ladies watch...expensive Carpets... expensive Paintings... Silver Elephant Jewel studded.....

N: So in the end he comes out as one hell of a materialistic individual....

M: At least I wouldn't be shocked if tomorrow its revealed all the items ended up with Sonia...

N: Justified... as she was defacto PM... and he was only On Her Majesty's Service...

M: MMS....Manmohan on Madam's Service ... we are Indian ... should not use.. OHMS...

Disclaimer:  Poetical Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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