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An advice to Rahul Gandhi !

A veteran Congress leader has an advice for Rahul Gandhi. He should read two books written by Pandit Jawahar Lal Nehru “Glipmses of World History” and “Discovery of India” for his future political career.

In marketing, BJP is ahead !

People say in marketing, BJP is much ahead than the Congress and other political parties.

DataChor...

Take the 5.13 Andheri Fast from Churchgate. Travelling with me are my Train Buddies.... Amar... Akbar.. Antony. Today it's Antony's turn and he gets... Bun Maska and Hot Coffee in a flask he's got from home.

Antony: Che Man... this Kapil Comedy Show was such a flop..

Amar: Arre Antony Bhai... if our RaGa were to do a Comedy Show it would be a hit... he's got enough masala for atleast 60 episodes .... 

Me: Ha..ha... latest addition would be his NCC reaction..

Akbar: But I really appreciate his honesty....he accepted he did not know what NCC is..

Amar: He is Congress President .. aspiring for PM's post and he does not know what NCC is....bachche bhi jaanthe hai...

Me: Say if Biplab... Tripura's CM had made a similar comment

...these two (Akbar and Antony) and their likes and a section of the Media which is anti Modi would have literally roasted Biplab.. 

Amar: And you've already seen how RaGa made a fool of himself in Singapore...how  does Congress even give him such exposure....

Akbar: On this Data issue ....wasn't NaMo's App sharing data...

Me: If it took place it happened inadvertently......as in other Apps ....Modi App asks for permissions..... you can refuse and proceed to download ...but Congress put in a Disclaimer saying Data would be shared... intentions are so obvious..

Amar: Congress allegedly tied up  with Cambridge Analytica (CA)... CA is accused of FB harvesting...BJP accuses Congress of CA link... Congress accuses BJP of Data theft...Congress starts #DeleteNaMoApp .... Namo App downloads surge...BJP exposes #DataChorCongress... Congress deletes it's App...isse kehte hai Game... Set... Match BJP..

Antony: BJP is good at such dramas..... but what has it done ....like say for the Farmers..

Me: Just for your info .... Prices for Farm Harvest will increase by minimum 15% and could go up to 24%.... after the Government's Farm impetus in this Budget....

Amar: Though the Rabi Crop has already given a profit of 50% of Cost.....

Akbar: Because RaGa took the issue up..

Amar: No... he got wind of BJP's plans and did a drama....its his SOP....

Antony: Next Poll in Karnataka.... Congress winning... my Cousin is there in Karnataka .... he informed me..

Amar: Isn't he the Cousin who is a Evangelist... arre I've seen some clips of their so said healing powers... looks like a Tamil Movie at its ludicrous worst....

Me: Then  toh his saying Congress will win is his hope.... not a prediction...

Akbar: In the morning EC announced the dates for Karnataka Election and a BJP functionary tweeted the dates prior to announcement..how!!!

Me: Fact is he tweeted 2 minutes  after the Times Now tweet about the dates... Channels do manage to get a lot of info.... so EC can investigate how Times Now got the dates... maybe guess work...

Amar: And both got the Counting dates wrong...so all this rubbish that EC is complicit is fit for the bin...but its worth checking out how all the anti Modi Media responded simultaneously ...  and now have egg on their faces...

Akbar: Ahem... (mumbles) ...they should have checked the Times Now tweet.....

Amar: Oocha boll... you guys tend to accuse loudly and retract/apologize inaudibly ...don't be like Karanjia's Blitz...accuse on front page and bury appology in the last but one page...

Andheri Station comes and we alight and go our ways...

Disclaimer:  Poetical Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS