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Moti Lal Vora is most successful man in politics

It is not a secret. Known fact is Moti Lal Vora is the most successful politician in the country. He has never been out of power for the last 50 years. Today Vora is treasurer of the Congress Party.

Gadkari is no-1 performer

Nitin Gadkari, a senior Union Minister of Modi govt, is being seen as number one performer. According to sources, many big infrastructure projects, which were started three years back are near completion. Many big giants are also associated with his ministries. He is incharge of Transport, Highways, Shipping, Water Resources and Ganga Rejuvenation.

Majboori ka doosra naam..

In the Park to walk my Dog and I meet a retired Chief Commisioner IRS.. who lives in the next lane... who is also walking his dog. We let the Dogs play around and sit on the Park berm to enjoy tea from a roadside Vend.

Chief Commisioner: I must say Government's Demo is giving  the desired results....

Me: Yes .... I hear tax collections up .

CC: Financial Year... 2013-2014 ITRs filed were 3,79,000...FY 2017-2018 ....6,84,000... phenomenal increase of 80.5%...in Revenue terms 18% up.... 85% E Filing...

M: I hear even GST collection on the rise..

CC: The adjusted revenue for a 30 day period is now 94336 crores.... and with introduction of Eway Bill ...expected to only rise...

M: And the process is getting smoother as Companies are getting used to filing Returns...

CC: A big kick in the rear for the naysayers...a lot of Fake News was spread to hit out at GST...

M: Speaking of Fake News now PCI/NBA will have to submit guidelines to Government on curbing  Fake News... so in fact ...its game ...set match Government!!

CC: All went on under PCI/NBA's very noses.... why did it take a step from I&B for them to look towards  regulation...

M: I think BJP should make a list of Journos who cried foul on I&B's Order...list their tweets and the fake news they've been spreading... its all done on SM by these Journos...

CC: I recall ...I was in service...first time Mayawathi became CM she released a list of Journos who were bribed by Mulayam ....using the CM's Relief Fund..

M: And the Analytica exposè alleges 68 Journos were on the payroll of Analytica...

CC: Journalism needs a Tsunami to cleanse it... its gotten rotten to the core...

M: So Karnatala Polls next.

CC: Done some homework on this... in 2013 BJP faced anti incumbency... Yeddy had stupidly formed his own Party...dubious role of Guv...false corruption cases against BJP Leaders which got cleared in 2013 itself..BJP was led by lacklustre Advani, Sushma, Rajnath... Amit Shah and Modi missing...UPA in power at the Centre..still BJP + KJP polled 29.7% votes..

M: This time...

CC: Now Advani replaced by Modi... Amit Shah president...BJP in power at the Centre...BJP formidale campaign machine... lot of pro poor and Dalit work done..Congress faces anti incumbency ... I think BJP + KJP will poll  40% +....anyway cannot fall below 33%..

M: And with RaGa campaigning in Karnataka Congress will fall further... in fact I hear local Congress Leaders did not want him to campaign ...

CC: Majboori ..he knows Congress losing Karnataka...but his majboori to apply for permission to travel overseas he has to attach Campaign Record with his application.. or Momsie rejects his application...

M: What an obedient son.... nearing 50 he still takes Momsie's permission...

CC: Actually Majboori again... without Momsie's backing he is 0... time and again he hugs his Mom in Public to send message to Congress rank and file.... High Command merre paas hai..

M: Majboori ka doosra naam ... Rahul Gandhi...

We beckon our Dogs and go our ways.

Disclaimer: Poetical Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

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