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Likes of Rahul Gandhi now in organisation

Congress circles say henceforth  old guards only of the liking of Rahul Gandhi would be given importance in the party organisation. Appointment of Ashok Gehlot is an indication.

No incumbency but --?

Political observers say anti-incumbency in the three north-Indian states going to the polls is “Extreme”.

Been and Bhains..

I'm in Bangalore and I meet my Bangalorean friend at the famous eatery MTR... over Idlis... Dosas and filter coffees we get chatting.

Me: What Bangalore used to be and what's it become...

Friend : Overcrowded .... traffic jams.... potholed ...stinkpot ....polluted....thanks to Congress..

M: But Siddha boasts he's made Bangalore shine..

F: Wait for the results ...he will be Ulta-ramiyah..

M: What about the Lingayat trump card...

F: More of hoopla...you think Lingayats are fools...they don't know why he's made Lingayats  a seperate religion so close to end of his tenure..many Lingayats don't want to lose the Hindu tag...

M: And they gain 0 via reservation as a seperate religion...I hear Congress going to ape the AAP Model and every Karnataka Constituency will have its  own Manifesto...

F: So it'll be like fighting a Municipal Election...and BJP will fight it like a Central Election...actually if you ask me Congress not fighting this election ...its Siddha fighting this election.....the plank of BJP will be same Government at Centre and in Karnataka...will tacitly kick off 2019 too in tandem..

M: Maybe Congress feels Congress negativity more than Sidha's..

F: Actually RaGa will campaign  to qualify for a Roman Holiday....and when Congress loses Sidha will be the fall guy..not RaGa....

M: Which could also mean Sidha will fund the election..maybe High Command does not want to fund a losing election..

F: I hear theatre of the absurd is on.... PIL expert Bhushan has approached SC to curb the Roster Power of CJI...really SC needs to come down heavily on these frivilous PILs...

M: Seems after his AAP fiasco he's itching to  get  back into Politics...

F: By the way now Congress and Gang lose another issue... Jobs...

M: Yes... Jobs at a 7 year high..... revival in service sector.... new economy also big contributor..

F: Data collection error being corrected too..

M: Now BJP MPs decision to forgo salary being lampooned by some Netas and Journos....of course the kind that put money on top of everything...

F: Its a conscience decision... if I've not earned it how can I accept it...

M: Okay many of them did attend Parliament ...but attendance is a means to an end...and end is working for the Nation...

F: Arre what do you guys say in Hindi...been and bhains...

M: What is the use of playing the been in front of the bhains...

F: And before Sonia goes on a crash diet or Renuka cries... I do not mean them personally..

M: Arre don't worry its a Hindi proverb...like... haath angan ko aarsi kya... the Nation knows who stalled.... who are fining themselves...who work for the Nation and who work for themselves only....of course Congress feels we do not know...

We pay the tab and move out.

Disclaimer:  Satire in prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

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