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He surmounted every crisis , and with each success grew in self-confidence and strength .

Will India ever be a Hindu Rashtra ?

It came up during a discussion that India can never become a Hindu Rashtra since its character is secular.

Kanhaiya is hope for Communism in India ?

Has Kanhaiya become hope for Communism in India ? It is said that he is the one who would revive Communism in the country.

Cricket is sheer sattaa

Can all 11 fail on the same day!!

What do you say????

Remember Cricket's Engine is betting!!

So stop fuming and fretting!

India may have lost but our players won!!

Because it's being said they 'made a tonne'!

For a winning team to throw the match away!!

Through the nose 'someone' must have had to pay!!

So Pak took Prestige and our Team raked it in!!!

Your hopes on such players never pin!!

Bets are more on derivatives and lesser on outcome of match!

Some bowler will bowl so many no balls and some fielder will drop a catch!

Who will win toss and who will score max or zero!!

Who will concede max runs and who will be which team's hero !!

Some player will do something stupid on the field!!

No runs the opening over will yield!!

Examples of derivative betting!!

You can rest assured part of the share some players are getting!!

A No Ball can make a Player richer by 20 lacs!

You can say they take it in by the sacks!

And a Punter forgets Patriotism while betting!!

45% of bets on Pak winning Bookies were getting!

Chalo we can take the loss in our stride!!

But what Mirwaiz types did sure hurt our Indian Pride!!

India playing Pak hurt our Faujis feelings too!!

Abh kaise dhikaaye ge Honarary Faujis Fauj ko apna mooh!!

Dhoni should have excused himself from Indo-Pak game!!

His playing Pak is a bloody shame!!

He is a Honarary Lt. Col in the Fauj!!!

And there are huge responsibilities not just mauj!!

Paise ki hawas ka there is no limit!!

For money bewakoofi aur jahaalat karte hai greedy lot commit!!

BCCI is afflicted by Congi/NCPitis that makes it money centric!!!

If you talk of honesty in BCCI they'll label you as eccentric!

Fair and square India thrashed Pak in Hockey!!

In Punjabi they say Pakistan di manji tohkki!!

But in the end we are cricket crazy and soon we'll move on!

In the end Betting and Punting would have won!!

Property linking with Aadhar has commenced!!!

Yes many are tensed!!

At present in UTs and Delhi State!!!

For it being rolled out in rest of India not a 'long wait'!!

Hope the Administrators and Lt. Guvs will do needful!!

And not listen to Officials cock and bull!

So truth is out Pappu went overseas to celebrate Birthday!!

On his Birthday in India he choses not to stay!!

Is it superstition or some game or just a fad!!

But on his Birthday he left his sick Mom alone and that's sad!!

Pappu be man enough not to use your Nani for running away!!

And then on this day with your sick Mom shouldn't you stay!

He could have tweeted he's going for fun and games!!!

He doesn't need to use excuses and emotive names!!

Why did he have to tweet the reason of going overseas!!

Pappu ji we know why you go overseas please!

India wants to know Pappu's travel expenses and income source!

He's answerable on both to IT... yes of course!!!

Confucius says...the day this takes place The 2nd Raj would be over officially!!

At present its over but unofficially!!

Disclaimer:  Poetical Satire. Not meant to influence or inform.  With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

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Empanelment policy of NDA Government

IAS, IPS AND IFS officers are agitated these days because of  new empanelment policy of NDA Government. Is new promotion policy adopting 360 degree approach for empanelment in GoI better than old one ?

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