POLITICS

This is History (895)

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are.

Only Advani can  lead ?

At a get-together a veteran remarked “If L K Advani raises a banner of revolt all the political parties  and  disgruntled BJP leaders will support him against the present leadership”.

Many leaders will come under one umbrella

Political scenario is changing fast. According to sources many opposition leaders like Mamta Banerjee, Mayawati, Akhilesh Yadav, Chandra Babu Naidu, Leaders from CPM, RJD, likely to join a Morcha of Yashwant Sinha. If this happens it will be tough for BJP.

Congress se bachchao

Impeachment move ho gaya flop!!!

But seems Congress in no mood to stop!

Jabh aur bezati likhi ho then how can they stop!

Now SC karre ga inn ka balloon pop!!

Then they'll Petition President to step in!!!

Sibal will continue to justify with his mischevious grin!

Congis in the know say Congress is in panic!!

RaGa is the cause of the manic!!

His stubbornness in the Impeachment matter!!

Ne kiya iss ki torn reputation ko aur tatter!!

Worry is he's unfit to lead Congress!!

Mummy ji is also in a lot of stress!!

As she sees her son go lower in Public's esteem!!!

She toh blames his team!!

One Lady from his Team tweeted a objectionable pic!!

Quickly she tweeted from some magazine kee thi info pick!

All top Lawyers have opined what Congress did was wrong!

Deserves criticism which is abs strong!!

One even felt VP's been mild in his rejection Note!!!

But chances of Congress learning a lesson are remote!

If by a miracle Congress comes to power!!

It'll be akin to Mosses karre flower!!

MMS ji is frail and now unfit for PM's Post!!

And we know RaGa's 'I am PM material' is an empty boast!

So could be they'll float a Turn Key Tender!!!!

And one who bids highest his or her services they'll render!

From 5 years of Satyug!

We'll be back into ghor Kalyug!!

Now the Maali takes care of the garden with love!

He's like a blessing from Above!

But what if the Maali makes the garden into a wasteland!

Bring back Congress and into this scenario we'll land!!

Sookhi hoee daal daal pe Dalal karre ge basera!

Aisa bann jaye ga Bharat Desh mera!!

RaGa's save Constitution has just brought back bad yaaden!

Jaise ki kya theh Indhira Madam ke iraadhe!!

After threatening CJI and Judiciary..questioning  PMO!

To doubting RBI and EC they did go!!

Joking official Stats and even questioning President!

And our Democracy too all to please 10 Janpath resident!

What all they have done is indeed very grave!!

And then this lot says Constitution ko karro save!!

Needed a White Book on all the wrongs Congress has done!!

Proverbially more than a tonne!!

Time to call Karnataka Poll!!

BJP is going to achieve its goal!!

Post Karnataka a passt Congress will start to totter!!

As electoral climate gets hotter!!

Openly Congis will express doubts on RaGa!!

When they ask where is he they'll be told Overseas bhaaga!

Confucius says... Congress is cursed not to cut its losses!!

That's because the 'losses are its Bosses'!!

Disclaimer:  Satire in prose.  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

DEBATE

Who is the PM material in the country ?

Is there a substitute for PM Narendra Modi in BJP or any other political party ? If so, who ? Pl mail your views to-mehrotra.suresh@gmail.com or suresh.mehrotra@yahoo.com