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I have no doubt in my mind that our chief national problems relating to the eradication of poverty, illiteracy and disease and the scientific production and distribution can be tackled only along socialistic lines.

Will Congress move bounce back in Odisha?

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Sinha won't get ticket from BJP

Will Shatrughan Sinha, a senior BJP leader, get ticket for LS elections in 2019 ? According to sources, answer is no. It is said that BJP is likely to show the doors to Sinha in days to come.

Leaderless and Rudderless

I'm on a Mumbai-Delhi flight. There is turbulence and the Plane starts rocking. I'm a nervous  flier and my hands grip the arm-rests. After the turbulence stops I heave a sigh of relief. The Gentleman on the adjacent seat is cool as a cucumber.

Me: How can you be so calm in such times..

Gentleman: Frankly...I used to be a very nervous flier.... but over time I've calmed down... must be because I fly so often!

M: Now I can imagine why Rahul was so panicky when the Plane  he was in was hit by turbulence..... I hear he started crying....unconfirmed report!!

G: He travels so much... I think he to should have calmed down by now...with the quantum of travel probabilities of facing such situations are pretty high..

M: I hear Congress wants an inquiry into this...

F: Stupid.... or maybe sheer paranoia... Sanjay Gandhi... Pilot.. Scindia... YSR all lost to accidents ...

M: But Congress never blamed the Opposition in the past... now its viewing this as a possible sabotage by BJP...

F: Logically why should BJP want to harm RaGa...he's  a boon for BJP... and then who would  benefit if he were to go... Congress... sympathy wave ...

M: And no more gaffes....no more embarrassment...

F: Actually Congis are ruthless

.. I've heard them discuss the fallout and future if Sonia were to pop it....one heartless Congi in fact hoped... if it were to happen then should happen prior to General Election..

M: Karr bhalla ho bhalla.... if one thinks or does wrong things then one is bound to be a huge pessimist...what do you do for a living..

G: Construction...

M: Tell me one thing can a basic loo be made in Rs. 1750..Congress claims it put up toilets in this price..

F: Dig a pit... Squat Toilet (Indian Style) without  flush about Rs. 800....that's about it....they must have made such toilets in the fields where people go to defecate.....

M: Swach Toilets priced at 8000 ..

F: Just about this price... no fancy stuff like tiles....cemented floor and wall... manual flushing so minimim piping ....Squat or Indian Style toilet ...

..sheet metal door... if septic tank is added... about 12,000...

M: Frankly I think UPA following Rajiv's formula of 16 paisa per Rupee... allocated money for toilets... pits were dug.... and that is all...

F: Now there are Aps that can tell you the location of toilets! I'm from Mumbai and today open defecation is down... why in Juhu there was this Susu waali galli.. where women would sit before sunrise and after sunset with umbrellas in front of them to defecate...no more!

M: Really this one Man... Modi.... has solved so many of India's woes... Financial.... Social.... Corruption... Plummeting  International Prestige... Nation's falling self confidence...Internal and External Security...

G: At times bitter medicine is needed... when Demo was announced.. we in the Construction Industry felt end of road for us...things changed....I don't say Black Money portion  in purchases wiped  out... but its not andaa-dhunn like used to be in past... like in Mumbai ...upto 2 crores material (Flats) black money component is a rarity...

M: I feel National Pride too has rocketed..

F: Congress etc., of course are depressed and don't see any good...

M: Powerless .... in a way Leaderless..... rudderlesss...

and viewing the future Hopeless.....

The plane starts its descent.  Once we land we bid Adieu to each other and deplane.

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs 

VJS

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