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This is History (899)

One man with a gun can control 100 without one.

What will be the outcome ?

Given the fact that Atal Behari Vajpayee lost despite being acceptable to all, what will be the outcome in the case of Narendra Modi ?

Mainstream political parties in Uttarakhand bankrupt!

Both the mainstream political parties in Uttarakhand – the BJP and the Congress – are suffering from intellectual bankruptcy.

Aakrosh

Though its a Sunday as I have some work I go to my VP Office and at 4ish I go for my customary walk around CP and then get my shoes polished at my fav Shoe Shine.

Shoe Shine:  Aao Sahib.... subha se aakrosh dhoond raha hoo... mujhe toh koyi aakrosh nahi nazar aaya..

Me: Ha ha.... isse kehthe hai banaawati Aakrosh....(for convenience translated in English)... some paid Aakrosh from Haryana ...some paid Aakrosh from Punjab.... some paid Aakrosh from Rajasthan..

SS: Actually its Gandhi family's Aakrosh... powerless ..idealess... hopeless..

M: Seems RaGa could not get the required crowds in Karnataka..so this drama in Delhi....

SS: Bijli  reaching all Indian Villages ...LPG reaching the poor....Banking ...Insurance...all now reaching poor.. how can there be Aakrosh....ha yeh baath ka Aakrosh ho saktha hai why we voted Congress to power for so many years.....

M: MMS at the rally made a very stupid comment... now that bijli has reached villages chances of electrocution have gone up....

SS: Sahib ......MMS ki Degrees should be sent to Kejriwal for inspection... koyi samajhdaar aadmi itni bewakoofi ki baath kaise karr saktha hai...!!

M: Congress will get electric shock by We The People because of our Aakrosh ...firr in ki gassing bandh ho jaye gi...

SS: Wah Sahib... theeno ke theeno.... Aakrosh... Bijli.... LPG... tell me one thing... are Pilot Licenses transferable from Father to son... one Congi was boasting that BJP tried to make RaGa's plane crash ....but RaGa went into the cockpit and piloted the plane to safety...

M: 100% gupp hai.... I toh feel nothing took place ...and this is another manufactured story to bolster RaGa's image... why next they will say... Sonia needed emergency surgery and as the Surgeons planned the surgery.. RaGa wheeled her into the OT and performed the surgery....and Sonia is fine...

SS: Aane doh uss Congi ko... will straighten him..

M: Koyi faidaa nahi...they know RaGa's mental aptitude these Stories are an attempt to bolster his image for Congress electoral prospects.. they all are desperate for power..

M: That means they think we are a pack of fools...

SS: Pucca Sahib... or why would they say at this rally... BJP rule ... crippled Armed Forces.... Corruption up... on the Dipmoatic scene India being criticised.... Jobs down....kya bakwaas hai yeh!!

M: Abh kya bolle  ... humme Papu samjhte hai... they think we are not aware of the work being done...

SS: Near my Village the new Eastern Highway has come up.... worth seeing.... I hear 50% of the trucks that go via Delhi will now stop passing through Delhi....

M: Every time BJP comes to power Highway work spurts..

SS: Mujh se poochcho.... Congress is more desperate to come to power...because ...abh Murghi (proverbally India)  motti ho gayi hai....

M: Abh Murghi ke Choozo (we Indians)  pe nirbhar hai.... Mummy ko katwaana hai.... ya Mummy ko bachchaana hai...

SS: Bachaana ...bachaana...bachaana...... and as I see it .....there is more Akhrosh against the Akhrosh Rally.... than against this Government....

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs 

VJS

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