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Sikkim CM breaks record of Jyoti Basu

Sikkim Chief Minister Pawan Chamling  has  made  history  by  breaking the record of former West Bengal Chief Minister Jyoti Basu. He is now the longest-serving chief minister of any state as he completed 25 uninterrupted years in office.

Modi has blessings of Kedarnath !

Gadhwalis say that the Prime Minister Narendra Modi has blessings of Kedarnath. He speaks Garhwali very well.

Ek Chattur Naar

Having my morning coffee fix at my favourite Coffee Shop... my friend whose Office is nearby also drops in for a Coffee. Over Coffee and Cookies we get chatting.

Friend: Aakrosh Rally ....total flop show.... Congress  claimed attendance of 2 lacs .......whereas TV bytes show an attendance that is way below... some Channels say 50,000...

Me: Seems Punjab... Haryana.... Rajasthan..... Congress could not deliver the numbers..

F: Congress now indulging in sporadic shooting and scooting....

M: Go on...

F: Like a Flag on a Gypsy Khattar was in was upside down... Congress made a huge issue...

M: As if he put the flag there......then toh the ronna dhonna on the Red Fort Caretaking Contract ..also qualifies for sporadic shoot and scoot...

F: They forget Congress had done the same for Humayun  Tomb.... this model of caretaking is common in Spain and Italy...the Caretaker takes this as a responsibility of Prestige... and its a ad for the Caretaker's capability and commitment...next is the SC ST marking for a Police Physical Test in MP... it was a procedural and enabling step..... this was not done to ostracize

M: Yes I read about this....to make the delivery of relaxation for SC ST in the Physical Test easy and effective...

F: RaGa at the Aakrosh rally elaborated on his aviation scare.... said the plane he was in plummeted 6000 ft...and the thought of doing a Kailash Mansarowar Yarta flashed in his mind..

M: The scare is a drama....so he's trying to woo the Hindu Voter....

F: He's made the proposition...... now next spin will be that his SPG will express  fears on a SPG protectee going on such a Yatra....

M: So  post Karnataka election he will fly to Kailash Mansarowar....return and then fly overseas for his regular overseas visit....

F: So the Hindu voter should remember he proposed trekking but could not trek  because of security..

M: Media saying Modi has summoned Tripura CM...which is a fib....its a planned trip....

F: A lot of hullabaloo about Deb's statements...I think he's keeping the Media busy with inconsequential issues as he gets on to tackiling serious issues...like referring 40+ Chit Fund cases to CBI...

M: What's wrong with his statement ....youth should take up Dairy Farming....5-6 cows and a Dairy Farmer makes 5-6 lacs per year...

F: Seems Laloo wanted to stay on in AIIMS.... at least  for the entire Summer...

M: RaGa went to meet him

....maybe assured him....if Congress comes to power not only would he be out but also get a Bharat Ratna...

F: And why was Laloo in a VIP room.... he should be in a Ward...

M: RaGa and Sonia seem to conveniently forget why Laloo is supposed to be in jail...apne UPA ki bhi corruption dekhe..

F: Roots of corruption are like a Banyan tree when it comes to Congress and RJD....Sonia ko yeh roots nazar nahi aathi..

M: Whenever I hear Sonia...reminded of a Bollywood yesteryear song....Ek chatur Naar badhi hoshiyaar... apne hi jaal mein fassat jaat... humm hassat jaat..

We have a good laugh...pay the tab and walk to our Offices...

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs 

VJS

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