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Give us the child for 8 years and it will be a Bolshevik forever.

Noble initiative of UP CM Yogi Adityanath " where visitor made to seat and CM himself reaches out to them"

Believe  it or not but it happens in the corridors of most powerful office of UP in Lucknow, wherein  UP CM Yogi Adityanath himself  meets the visitors of all the castes,  creed and religion with same warmness. People from across the state come to meet UP CM for the redressal of their grievances and Yogi himself reaches out to meet each of them at their respective seats. As gesture, Yogi himself keeps standing listening to the people while visitors are comfortably seated. Yogi redefines a real gesture from  a head of state to his subjects         

Cabinet reshuffle after K'taka elections

In all probability, PM Modi will reshuffle his council of ministers after Karnataka Assembly elections. According to sources about half a dozen new faces are likely to be inducted and 2 to 4 to be dropped.

Is China behind N. Korea- US meet?

If sources are to be believed, China is said to be behind the proposed meeting between Donald Trump, President, USA and Uh Sung , Chief of  N Korea. Thinkers says that China must have some hidden deal behind such move and for that one has to wait and watch.

RaGaitis

My Man Friday Bahadur brings me my Coffee in the Study.....he's upset about something as he's mumbling...

Me: Kya hooa Bahadur...

Bahadur: Kya bolloo Sahib....(translated to English)...

M: Don't worry jaise samajhdaar banne ga yeh RaGa ka bhoot uttar jayega..

Walk out to my Car. The Gaurd is accepting a Courier  and then starts referring to his Mobile to write, I presume, his Mobile Number on the Courier's log....

Courier: Kya ho gaya Bhai.... like RaGa you need your phone to even write your  Mobile number...

Sit in the car and the Driver drives to the Office.

Driver: Sir our neighbour is just like RaGa.... today while I was washing the cars he came up to me and said all the car pressure washers in the neighbourhood should be joined up....Sir lagtha hai  oopar ke maala mein kuch gadd-badd hai..

M: Stay away from him in the mornings... his wife gives him his Coffee at 9.... after that he's normal..

Step into the Elevator. The liftman is cribbing.

Lifteman: Sahib .....the Sahib in 302... he says the lifts should have speed like Barahspathi (Jupiter)....RaGa ko copy karr raha hai... uss ne bhi aisa hee kuch bolla tha...

Me: Mr. Aiyer.....he's always in a hurry....aur jaldi mein aisi baathe kartte hai...he has a prostrate problem and his urge to go to pee is uncontrollable.  

My Accountant comes in: Sir we have to do something about my Junior.... today he was saying....this morning when he got up at night....brashtachaar ko balatkaar bolta hai....sometimes he tears Memos.... keeps pulling up his sleeves  all the time...iss ko RaGaitis ho gaya hai...

M: Send him to me..... I'll talk to him. He needs the job so bear him.

My Sales Manager comes in : Sir is something wrong with Mr. Poonawallah... he was telling me ....business should be like .....putting potatoes into a machine in one end... and gold coming put from the other end....lagtha hai he took RaGa's analogy seriously...

Me: Careful he's one of our very good Customers.... don't you dare laugh or comment on his bloomers...he's a big fan of RaGa and gets temporary bouts of insanity.

My Secratary comes in: Boss what happened you look flustered today..

Me: Beta.... what to say... seems today since morning I've  had a overdose of RaGaitis... is fate telling me something....is RaGaitis spreading!!

Secratary: Sir is there some vaccination against RaGaitis..

Me: Ahaa.... of course .... its called Modi...like in Karnataka yesterday.... aise doh doh ke patkaa ki RaGaitis ka naam-o-nishaan nahi raha.....listen to Modi everyday to keep RaGaitis at bay....

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs 

VJS

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