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NOTA

My nephew who is heavy into Data and Artificial Intelligence drops in to meet me. Over extra  sweet Lassi and Spicy Aloo Chat we get chatting.

Me: So what's this news that SCL and Analytica are shutting shop....they collaborated with Trump and finished Hillary .... they collaborated with FB and Privacy finished...but when they collaborated with Congress they .... SCL and Analytica.... were finished...

Nephew: You are partially right... I think the Congress connection harmed them so much... that now they've had to move to a new entity... Emerdata...jiss ko haath ne haath lagaa diya woh barbaad...

M: What's the news from Karnataka... you have many friends in Bangalore..

N: Congress they say started with false bravado....but now reality is setting in

..they talk as if NOTA is pitted against BJP for the top slot.... their hope is either turnout will be dismal or NOTA will be phenomenal...

M: I was surprised when I heard Siddha's claim that in Karnataka his Government created 15 lac jobs.... as per his claim his Government created 450 jobs per day...16200 jobs per year.... GOI says it created 6,48,000 jobs across  India in 4 years....doesn't Karnataka come in India...so he's in effect claiming credit for GOI created jobs...

N: Siddha says Modi should speak for 15 minutes with papers on what Yeddy did when he was CM...

M: Yeddy under Modi will not be the same.... then Congress got him embroiled in fictitious cases ... he's been cleared now.... he had a enemical Government at the Centre that wanted to dislodge him by hook or crook..

N: With BJP in power at the Centre and in  Karnataka ..... would  prove to be a boon for Karnataka...and a hawkeyed task master PM..... kya kehne...

M: I was talking to a Congi and I asked him if RaGa would accept Modi's 15 minute challenge.. he said...RaGa is hard pressed for time .... in none of his Rallies he speaks for more than 10 minutes... and then rushes to the next Rally....

N: Patli gaali se bhaag liya.... my friends were saying even if the latest teleprompter was put up for him RaGa would still blunder....

M: And I hear for his English speeches now Modi has to rely less and less on Teleprompters... Hindi toh he doesn't need a Teleprompter...

N: His speeches in Hindi have a lot of emotion... he should orate more in Hindi.... all Leaders speak in their  languages... French... German... Japanese... Korean etc......now the usual lot are decrying Government's Maintainence Contracts for Heritage Sites...its under the Adopt Heritage Site Scheme...

M: Foolish....they are trying to show as if Government is selling  the Sites for pittance... fact is one must see the pathetic condition of these Sites....the scope of work for the Adopt a Heritage Site Contract... includes ......basic and advanced amenities such as public conveniences, clean drinking water facilities, cleanliness of the heritage sites, proper surveillance and tourist facilitation....no profiteering...

N: I think in the mindset that Congress has ...it can't fathom anyone doing anything without profit....

M: And when they have to do something charitable they believe in.... na hing lagge na fatkari aur rangh bhi chowka aana chahiye... RaGa's philoshophy ....don't do a thing and grab all the credit...

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs 

VJS

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