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Just Society

I'm have my morning Coffee fix at my favourite Coffee Shop. My friend who used to be a Congi and in the thick of things....but seems to be at a lose end nowadays joins me. Over Coffee and Cake slices we get chatting.

Me: Kya hoaa ...why the long face...

Friend: I used to be such an ardent Bhakt of Sonia.... abh humm jaise loggo ko sideline kiya gaya hai...now I don't even consider myself as a Congi..

M: Sad... you used to be such ardent Congi..

F: Abh RaGa ko dekho... he opens his mouth and you have a gafffe.... Sonia used to talk less....but when she spoke she spoke sense..

M: Yeah... like yesterday I had a good laugh.... RaGa said post Demo Public stood in the heat... in rains ...the Demo took place in Winters...

F: Kya bolle.... problem is post his speech his Cutlery praises him sky high....Baba kamaal karr diya.... Prince you were too good... Boss Modi must be shaking in his pants.....ascthey shake in their own pants...

M: Modi in his speech talked about the horrible conditions in Bangalore...he said under Congress Garden City has become Garbage City... RaGa tweeted giving the figures spent on the City.... Congress earmarked 1100 crores for City... BJP 560 crores...

M: Hold on.. if you apply Rajiv's formula of only 16 paisa of every Rupee reaching ground zero in Congress rule... then just 176 crores must have been utilized  for the City..

F: Exactly.....he doesn't Tweet ...his IT Media Head Tweets... and she Tweets first and thinks later... when she gets brickbats for her Tweets..

M: This Meat scandal in Bengal....they found  tonnes of Rotten Meat.... no noise by the usual  lot..... had this meat been found in UP... by now this lot would  have staged mass vomitting outside Delhi's BJP's Office ....

F: Sonia had a mature and calming affect on the cadres.....now toh its ruffianism...the more ill mannered you are the perception  is RaGa appreciates you more...

M: What does Sonia do the whole day...

F: Must be getting inputs about the antics of her son.... maybe calling up her daughter and both must 'tut-tuting'... what else can they do!!!

M: But its also a fact that if Sonia even hints RaGa doesn't have her carte blanche approval.... 90% of the Congis would turn openly skeptical of RaGa....

F: I think like RaGa used to throw tantrums .... Sonia should throw a tantrum and go to Rome....buss iss ki akkal ttikaane aa jaye gi!!

M: Yaar these early morning Azaans.... from multi-loudspeakers...this blocking of roads to perform Namaaz should be curtailed...I'm awoken early  by the Azaan everyday.....

F: Do you knowin Saudi Arabia .... which is an Islamic Country.... performing Namaaz on the road is banned...in fact there is a fine if you do so...

M: I was in Iran...no Azaan on loudspeakers....Namaazis  use the Azaan App to perform Namaaz...

F: If the Opposition comes to power ...I'm sure....Azaan Speakers would come up in Public places.... and Muslims would have the right to perform Namaaz anywhere... even to barge into any office or home and perform Namaaz...

M: Now the 3 Talaq matter is back on the burner...

F: So now the ronna-dhona will start on this...and here too 3 Talaq is not allowed in many Islamic Nations...its unique to India....

M: Can I deduce that  wrong practices flourished here because of the shameless appeasement..

F: If Opposition comes to power they'll be given the right to give Talaaq on Social Media....

M: That's why you need a Government in India that is for a Uniform Civil Code.... and a Just Society ..

F: As Swami Vivekananda has said.... Truth does not pay homage to any Society..ancient or modern... Society has to pay homage to truth or die.....

I give my friend a Thumbs Up. I pay the tab and we move out...

Disclaimer:  Satire.  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

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