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This is History (908)

There are two forces: fate and human effort - All men depend on and are bound by  these, there is nothing else.

Are some Ministries under watch?

If sources are to be believed some ministries performance are said to be under watch. It is said that there was complaint that some ministries/departments are reportedly slow and their pending rate is not satisfactory. This is being seen as an revamping exercise.

Internal assessment of political parties about Karnataka elections

BJP- 130

Congress-120

JD (S)- 103

Abh Army ki baari

My friend who runs a PR Agency drops in for a Coffee. Over Cold Coffees and Sandwiches we get chatting.

Me: So RaGa has announced he's a candidate for PM's post....

Friend: Forced to say this... as Congis were not taking him seriously. First he tried to challenge Modi to a debate... not that he wanted to debate... but his Advisors felt challenging is like indirectly declaring he's PM material...

M: Indians need not panic or get worried...fact is none of the Allies want him as PM

....in fact all the Allies have their own ambitions...Maya...Mamtha....Aki and Aki's Dad ... Tejaswani....Pawar....

F: In a Coalition  they'll be on equal terms with Congress...old days of Congress bullying are over...

M: Really Mother and Son are desperate.... they and their Stable of Lawyers wanted to Bench shop to create disharmony in SC...

F: After attacking PM... President.... Vice President... EC.... CJI...now its the Army's turn... a magazine says Army is broke.  Its easy to guess 'the Force' behind this article.... though some would even say ISI.....though I doubt it.....

M: I play Golf with quite a few serving and retired Army Officers and as per them ......Armed Forces.. Faujis... and retired Faijis have never had it better...

F: Yes..... I hear they have more autonomy in decision making .... be it retaliation .... purchases .....internal  matters etc.

M: I'm sure Pakistan Army would have ordered a huge number of Copies of this Edition of the Magazine for circulation....

F: Hear 7000 Voter ID cards found in an Apartment... the Apartment owned by one Manjula... who used to be  BJP Corporator but resigned and joined Congress after losing the Municipal election.....though her son says she's still with the BJP..... a ploy to try to force BJP to tone down its attack....and gain brownie points with Congress.. as now the son wants to be a Corporator....and the whistleblower is her nephew who is a BJP supporter...who knew about her link with a Congress MLA...

M: Maybe the Voter ID cards were a backup plan... could be a psychological exercise...

F: Siddha seems to have either lost his marbles or the truth spilled out... at an election rally he praised Modi thrice... happened while he was capaigning for one Narendra Swamy...

M: Congress will blame his Sleep Apnea for this... they already blame Sleep Apnea for his dozing off all the time...

F: How come he's not dozing off now during electioneering.... when he must be as it is having sleepless nights...

M: Now he's played the emotional card too.... said this is his last election...

F: And his vow is about to be fullfilled.... after losing this election.... and after being blamed for the loss he will go into oblivion politically...but sleep will allude him..not because of Sleep Apnea...

M: Yup... he'll be fighting cases....so Niniramaiyah  will be in the past....now Nervyramaihah...

We have a laugh and I see my friend off at the door.

Disclaimer:  Satire in prose.  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

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Who could be ‘Donald Trump’ of politics in India from the corporate world ? Top 10 Indian businessmen who could  be taken into account in this regard are -

1. Ratan Tata

2. Mukesh Ambani

3. Gautam Adani

4. Sunil Bharti Mittal

5. Anil Agrawal

6. Anil Ambani

7. Kumar Mangalam Birla

8. Azim Premji

9. Anand Mahindra

10. Sajjan Jindal