POLITICS

This is History (909)

Once war has been undertaken, no peace is made by pretending there is no war.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Patna wedding to be political wedding ?

How many leaders of different political parties  are reaching to Patna on Saturday  to attend wedding of the son of Laloo Prasad Yadav ?.It will be trailor of the 2019 Lok Sabha polls.

 

 

 

 

 

Congress assessment about Lok Sabha polls

Congress seems to be confident that the BJP would lose in Lok Sabha polls next year. Their  internal assessment  shows that BJP  would lose 40 seats in UP, 10 in MP, 15 in Rajasthan, five in Haryana, 20 in Bihar, 10 in Gujarat and three in Chhattisgarh.

 

 

 

End of Nataka....

Section of Media doing its best to confuse!

Only our votes inn ke 'timed bombs' ko karre ge defuse!!

 

Pre Poll surveys galore!!!!

Abh toh yeh karte hai bore!!

 

Nothing but fixed psephology!!!

They are using in a way psychology!!

 

Psephology can affect voting pattern!

Its been misused by Hand, Elephant, Cycle and Lantern!

 

RaGa who is out on bail with his Mom!!

Dekho kya lies karta hai tom-tom!!

 

Yeddy was in jail but he's been cleared and not out on bail!!

He was falsely put in jail!!

 

But oddly for RaGa he's clean and Yeddy's got taint!!

In the clear Yeddy is a Devil and out on Bail RaGa a Saint!!

 

On Agri Modi has done a fantastic job!!!

What Farmers got from UPA was a big fat blob!!

 

Be it MSP...Soil health cards...crop insurance!!!

Not just assurance pe assurance!!

 

Siddha's schemes were all in the election year!

When electoral loss ka he felt the fear!!

 

On jobs RaGa's problem is 90% Congis jobless!!

And internally Congress in a mess!!

 

EPFO data which is accurate shows a healthy 10% rise!!

And not considering informal sector would be unwise!!

 

Mudra itself has created huge jobs directly and indirectly!

Sadly Opposition and its Economists look at it abjectly!

 

Can such a huge spend on infra be a jobless exercise!!

Informal jobs ne kiya hai exponently rise!!!!!

 

Now Karnataka Congress joblessness about to start!!

And Congis know soon RaGa on his trips will depart.

 

A huge Congi workforce will be at a loose end!!!

And they know on RaGa they can no longer depend!!

 

So post Karnataka Congress will see an upheavel of sorts!

The few Satraps in Congress will erect their Forts!!

 

The first step to branching out on their own!!

As Congress so and so soon they'll be known!!

 

Ex Congi Pawar faced a funny predicament a few days back!

The Doors of a auditorium gave him flack!!

 

Refused to open despite all pressure being put!!

And Pawar for some time had to stay put!!

 

Walls have ears and doors have a mind of their own!!

Haven't you heard the door sometimes creek or moan!!

 

Latest news from Karnataka... Congress factions fighting!!

Ultimately reality is biting!!

 

15th is not far away!

Voters will have their say!!

 

Confucius says... BJP is coming to power in Karnataka!!

The End of Congress and Sidha's Nataka!!!

Disclaimer:  Satire in prose.  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

DEBATE

 

1. Ratan Tata

 

 

 

 

 

2. Mukesh Ambani

 

 

 

 

 

3. Gautam Adani

 

 

 

 

 

4. Sunil Bharti Mittal

 

 

 

 

 

5. Anil Agrawal

 

 

 

 

 

6. Anil Ambani

 

 

 

 

 

7. Kumar Mangalam Birla

 

 

 

 

 

8. Azim Premji

 

 

 

 

 

9. Anand Mahindra

 

 

 

 

 

10. Sajjan Jindal