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I have already reached out to the janata, and I am only trying to acquaint myself with people's problems.

Dossier with PM ?

It is said that the dossier pertaining to all  the key bureaucrats and Chief Ministers is with the PM.

Resolving NPAs is a part of Congress Mukt Bharat

NDA govt has been systematically cleaning the financial and economic mess left behind by the Congress. Cleaning up banks and resolving NPAs is a part of Congress Mukt Bharat. The NPA resolution  process is being done through a fair and transparent Insolvency and Bankruptcy Code helping boost both the banking system and the economy. This has been recognised by the International Credit Rating Agencies as well. As said by  Piyush Goyal, Finance and Railway Minister.

Curse subsumed

I take the 5.13 Andheri Fast from Churchgate ...travelling with me are my Train Buddies... Amar... Akbar ... Antony. Today its Antony's treat ....he's brought Vada Paos and Mango Juice Tetrapacks.

Amar: Arre Antony Bhai what's wrong with your Archbishop.... is he trying to divert attention from rampant paedophilia that plagues The Church...

Antony: I hear he's upset with a few issues.... attack on Democratic Institutions and religious freedom..

Me: Baloney.... I heard him  mention Judiciary...yes many do question why Judiciary accomodated Congress's request and heard Congress's plea at 1.30 am when it was not an issue of life or death...how come though there is a precedence of a Guv giving one month's time to prove majority Court ordered the test to be done within 24 hours...

Antony: I think he's upset with what the 4 Judges said...

Me: The Roster Master tradition has been going for decades... no one had complaints... this was just a political rebellion aimed at somehow stopping the CJI from hearing  the Babri case....nothing more or less....if he declines from hearing this case these very Judges would be singing Psalms in his praise....

Amar: Archbishop must be upset because Government has delicensed many NGOs... many of these NGOs were into conversion... now the Archbishop must be thinking

.... apne Cardinals ko kya mooh dhikaaoonga as conversions have plummeted!!!

Akbar: Arre Miya conversion toh humaara adhikaar hai... this is a Democracy..

Me: One Islam doesn't believe in Democracy... two ...if conversion  is on account of an individual's own sweet  will... so be it!! It's enticed and forced conversion that is wrong....

Antony: Let Congress come back.. we will restart conversion in a big way... catch with lost time..

Me: Ahaaa.... yeh lo assli baath has come out ...why they want BJP to go!! But with a BJP Sarkaar Hindus have not started conversions left right  and  centre...the type you vow if Congress comes back.... which shows BJP practices what it preaches!!!

Antony: Topic change karro... BJP keeps harping on Demo.... what benefits can it show on account of Demo...

M: For starters Government has started proceedings for recovery of about 6000 crores as tax from non filers of Income Tax who were identified post Demo because of the deposits they made.....

Akbar:  My Chemist laments GST...

Amar: Not only GST ...he must be lamenting Ayush Chemists and Druggists.... my Uncle's weekly expenditure on his Diabetes medicines has fallen by more than half since he started buying medicines from Ayush outlets...

M: As for the Chemist decrying GST.... 2 number now not possible.... even if they don't give you a bill they are making bills for sales..  say 20 small sales..... 1 Bill...

Akbar: Now that Kumarswamy is in the sadlle he should get the bribe tapes investigated..

Me: First start with why did two ATM Vans go in the Eagleton Resort before the MLAs were jailed there...a Channel reported this fact...

Antony:  RaGa Baba is back with a bang...

Me: How..... Congress got thrashed in Karnataka.... where where he campaigned Congress lost....its not a Congress Government in Karnataka...its a JD (S) Government...Congress is a Junior partner...

Amar: There's a curse that whichever Party wins Karnataka loses the General Election...so... though Congress got more seats but its a Junior Partner in this Government.... so its cursed too for 2019....

Antony:  BJP is very superstitious.... so then this Karnataka Government is safe...

Me: I think superstition is who first forms Government... when this Karnataka Government falls and BJP takes over the curse would have already been subsumed...

Amar: Jhakaas Mota Bhai...

Andheri Station comes and two sulking co-passengers alight with Amar and Me ...

Disclaimer:  Satire  in Prose .  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

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2. Mukesh Ambani

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7. Kumar Mangalam Birla

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