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If I see something dirty or untidy, I have to clean it up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RSS leaders a la bureaucrats

Most of the RSS leaders have these days become bureaucrats. It has become very difficult even to meet them.

 

 

 

 

 

Four by-elections will decide future politics

Results of the four by-elections   are going to decide future line of politics in the country. One can only wait and watch.

 

 

 

4 months

 

Why were Didi and Naidu (CBN) missing from Unity Pic!!

Seems an opportune time to slip away they did pick!!

 

So it’s clear they are 'in and out' of this Alliance!

CBN's is politics of Opportunism and Didi's is defiance!

 

Didi had to walk a few steps and so she got a IG fired!!

Iss Didi Dada ki ego se the Nation has tired!!

 

With 2 PMs on stage she sat as if she's their Monitor!!!

As if talks between Modi and Bangladesh PM she'll monitor!

 

Shiekh Haseena looked amused and Modi ignored!!

With her tantrums Modi's got bored!!

 

 

 

Didi advised Kumarswamy Sarkaar kaise karre run!!

 

Hope Gowda advises his son!

 

 

 

If he runs his Government as per Didi's advice!!

 

It would be indeed very unwise!!

 

 

 

He'd be appeasing and there'd be street fights galore!!

 

Karnataka such politics would gore!!

 

 

Everyone is surprised at dosti of Sonia and Maya!!!

Inn dono ko ek doosre ke kareeb Modi laaya!!!

 

Dono see on their own a total wipeout!!!

They feel via this unity wipeout will be sorted out!!

 

Fact is their Vote Bank is the same!!

Lion ko this unity between Wolves will not tame!!

 

First fissure in Congress JD (S) Alliance!

By Congress 'Kumarswamy not CM for 5 years' defiance!

 

Watchman D. Shivkumar is angry!!!

For power he too is hungry!!

 

Expected Deputy CM job!!

But from right under his nose job Parameshwra did rob!!

 

He hosted and gaurded Congress MLAs for a week!!

He's perturbed at High Command's cheek!

 

Its rumored once Portfolios and Chairmanships alloted!!

There is bound to be heart burn of the power besotted!

 

Some could even decide to jump ship!!!

For starters Party Meetings they'll skip!!

 

If Party ignores their ire!!

Than the next weapon they'll fire!!

 

Speak up against what is going on!!

And if still nothing is done!!

 

Then khullam khulla rebellion will start!!!

And to Amit Shah's Door most of then will dart!!

 

4 months Karnataka Government will fall!!!

In Amit Shah's Court will land 'the Sarkaar formation ball'!

 

2100 Companies settled 83000 crores dues!!

First time in History to settle there were queues!!

 

The amended IBC did the job!!!

Now no longer can these defaulters fib and fob!!

 

Shocked at Congress crying...we have no money!!

To many it sounds absolutely funny!!

 

Gandhis control Congress because they unify!!!

But its the other reason joh karta hai logic ko defy!!

 

Their alleged very deep pockets full to the brim!!

So finanicially how can situation be grim!

 

They may have decided not to throw money after a lost cause!

Maybe in the INC Charter there is a  'lost case' clause!

 

Confucius says....Sachayee chup nahi sankthi !!!!

Daulat ko kahee bhi rakho woh kaise na kaise hai dikhthi!

 

Disclaimer:  Satire  in Prose .  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

DEBATE

 

1. Ratan Tata

 

 

 

 

 

2. Mukesh Ambani

 

 

 

 

 

3. Gautam Adani

 

 

 

 

 

4. Sunil Bharti Mittal

 

 

 

 

 

5. Anil Agrawal

 

 

 

 

 

6. Anil Ambani

 

 

 

 

 

7. Kumar Mangalam Birla

 

 

 

 

 

8. Azim Premji

 

 

 

 

 

9. Anand Mahindra

 

 

 

 

 

10. Sajjan Jindal