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Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.

‘Utility’ and ‘Reserve Bank’ only matters!

We talk of democracy and rule by the people whereas in real terms people have a value or importance. People say what matters most is ‘utility’ that means position or post a person is occupying. And what is also equally important is a kind of wealth a person has and the thumb rule today is you are nobody unless you have at least 1000 crores.

RSS to take over after three months?

Insiders say that the RSS will take over the command of three Vidhan Sabha elections in Madhya Pradesh, Rajasthan and Chhattisgarh after August.

Golmaal….

I'm having my morning Coffee fix .....a gentleman who runs a Travel Agency in the adjoining Office enters and I invite him to my table. Over Coffee and Cake Slices we get  chatting.

Gentleman:  Baba gaya... expected.... this time his excuse .... accompanying his Mom for her Annual Check-Up....

Me: Yes ...maybe just  an excuse....maybe Sonia felt ...why is Baba having all the fun!!!

G: The best Medical Facilities available here...okay if she feels AIIMS comes under Ministry of Health....she could  have gone to one of the Speciality Hospitals..... the Specialist would have linked up with her Overseas Doctor..

M: I'm not convinced that RaGa goes for (alleged) taffri....masti....love......I think there is much  much more to it..

G: Yes like now.... Karnataka Cabinet formation put on hold till he returns...... first the MLAs were locked up and now they sit twiddling their  thumbs..

M: And Kumarswamy has the gall to say... he's not indebted to Kannadigas but to Congress...parr then ...sachch bolta hai...Voter did not vote for his Party to be in power... its because of Congress that he's in power...

G: He knows Sonia is all too fond of Buttering in Public Domain...so the EVM ronna dhonna started..

M: Actually those who want us to go back to Balloting have the 'Technology' to commit electoral fraud via Balloting..

G: Did you see the Video Clip from Bengal during the recent election...Booth Capturing.... Violence... Ballot Box stuffing ....'managing' Counting ...will be back with a bang..

M: If a EVM malfunctions does not mean its fixed....this time could be because of inordinately high temperatures!

G: Arre nowadays for everything they blame Modi....surprised they don't blame him for Sonia's alleged illness!!

M: Modi has got all the 10 Political  Families.... 8 you got to see on Stage in Karnataka ...2 ran away before the pic... worried sick about their political future..

G: Even if by a miracle they come to power Public's expectations are sky high

..they want Leaders who work 24x7... who are honest...full of ideas...communicative....

M: Modi's finished the fun and games of being in power...

M: Can you imagine RaGa or any other Leader doing a Modi.... no way!!! Dread to think what they'd do when they meet Foreign Dignitaries....in one to one meetings....  RaGa would request 3 Translators.... one actual Translator and 2 Advisors....they'd literally discuss before RaGa answers...

G: Like they say ..if you want to commit suicide...do it with panache...jump from Udhav Thackrey's Ego level to RaGa's IQ level...

We have a good laugh and I pay the tab and we return to work

Disclaimer:  Satire  in Prose .  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

DEBATE

Who could be ‘Donald Trump’ of politics in India from the corporate world ? Top 10 Indian businessmen who could  be taken into account in this regard are -

1. Ratan Tata

2. Mukesh Ambani

3. Gautam Adani

4. Sunil Bharti Mittal

5. Anil Agrawal

6. Anil Ambani

7. Kumar Mangalam Birla

8. Azim Premji

9. Anand Mahindra

10. Sajjan Jindal