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This is history (925) You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger.             Number will go down in BJP ruled states Political Pundits say that in 2019 Lok Sabha, polls number of seats will be reduced in the BJP ruled states and the opp

By Whispers in the Corridors May 30, 2018 5 min read

This is history (925)

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger.

Number will go down in BJP ruled states

Political Pundits say that in 2019 Lok Sabha, polls number of seats will be reduced in the BJP ruled states and the opposition will gain.

N N Vohra to continue as Governor J & K

Insiders say that N N Vohra is going to continue as Governor of Jammu & Kashmir for another term. Vohra, who has been Governor since 2008, is a retired 1959 batch IAS officer of Punjab cadre.

Everytime vilified machine

I'm enjoying my evening Coffee fix at my fav CP Cafe.... adjacent table is a Gentleman who I distinctly remember seeing wearing the AAP Cap. He strikes a conversation with me..

Gentleman: So AAP... Congress have started their ronna dhonna on EVMs..

Me: Hold it... I've seen you with the AAP topi..

G: Used to be an AAPian.... its just Alone Arvind's Party.... sychophancy.... persecution complex.... only complain...left it....

M: Good....there have been glitches in the VVPAT machines..... not with the hardy EVMs.... could be the heat...heat could have affected the EVM and VVPAT connecting strip-chord...

G: But as usual exaggeration is the name of the game... if 20 VVPATs went wonky.... Congress and AAP make it look as if 50% of the EVMs and VVPATs went haywire.... EVM ko khaali-peeli raggde mein leh liya...and then remedial action was promptly taken...

M: One AAPian and a Bhonpu who supports Congress claim they can fix EVMs.... its just a glorified calculator...these Blue Tooth stories are baloney...and chalo if for argument purposes some modifications are made....

G: Can it be replicated in a short span of time on thousands of machines...which are under 24x7 strictest possible security...

M: Exactly...and Parties that demand going back to balloting are the one's that have the technology and experience to 'short circuit' balloting... got to see it in recent Bengal elections...

G: These Parties start lamenting EVMs prior to an election and once the results are to their liking they forget EVMs...

M: Take Karnataka... Congress knew its seats would fall...in the end they are happy they got a back door entry to power and now the Karnataka centric EVM lamenting has stopped..

G: Looks like Congress wants all the Malai Ministries in Karnataka... and wants to reduce Kumarswamy to a titular head.....

M: Maybe in the end Gowda Senior will step in and get Sonny a pound of flesh!!!

G: I hear to stay awake he's taken up Yoga in a big way....

M: Uddhav Thackrey was never a shrewd Neta.... Raj is lethargic and volcanic...

G: Add to all this health woes....ask him .....if he's willing to host Iftars at Matoshree... because if he Allies with Congress this would be next logical step..

F: Balasahib would spin in his grave like a top (proverbially)!!

G: So the NGOs got what they wanted....Sterlite Plant shut for good....why do I get the feeling there's a Vatican connection to the protests..

M: We are now dependent on imports... thousands of jobs lost...as usual the Media played a diabolical role...hear your ex Party is claiming credit for the good CBSE results in Delhi...

G: Those Kids who did well ...did so despite AAP.... water woes.... electricity outages.... local AAPians inventing issues and protesting .....its stupid of AAP to grab the credit that's due to the kids..their Parents....maybe its because of these problems 22% kids failed ...max in last 10 years..

M: And all Kejri's odd and even attempts to bring down pollution came to a naught... and Ghadkari brought it down via the EPE ...50000 less trucks entering Delhi everyday...kaam karte hai..kaali fokkat dholl nahi peeththe...

G: What's your psephology on the 4 Lok Sabha and 10 Assembly elections...

M: I know one thing ...BJP will not do badly... despite the polarization on account of minorities in certain Constituencies...the fact that as usual Opposition is decrying EVMs... fact that RaGa has run away...fact that.... more than religion its improvement in quality of our lives that matters...

G: And especially when in the EC Booth you cast your vote sectretively without any pressure and based on your own perception...

M: Interesting way to decipher the Karnataka results.... those who did not want BJP 78+38= 116....those who did not want JD (S) 104 +78= 182.....those who did not want Congress 104 +38 = 142....

G: That's why they say this Karnataka Government is an Unpopular one....

against he vote of the voters.....hoodwinked the Vote....

more like 1+1= 420...

We have a good laugh and pay the tab and move out....

Disclaimer: Satire in Prose . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

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