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A jug fills drop by drop!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Modi to compensate loss from NE, Karnataka and Odisha?

 

Political observers say that losses of the BJP in the North in the Lok Sabha elections will be compensated from North East, Karnataka and Odisha.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now Ministers have learnt success of the trade!

 

How to control bureaucrats? This question was asked in a private chat with a Minister and he smilingly said “we know how to get things done with a bureaucrat. We tell them if work is not done they will spoil his career by writing in his CR integrity doubtful.”

 

 

 

DukhiSwamy....

 

My friend who comes from UP and works  for a Automobile Giant in Delhi as a VP...drops in and over Cold Coffees and Mudcake Slices we get chatting.

 

Me: So BJP lost Khiriana...

 

Friend: Ganna made BJP lose

 

.... the 800 crore arrears made BJP lose...only 54% voting.....Congress+BSP+RLD +SP ....compared to Hindu voter Muslim voter is more committed....polling pics show huge Muslim turnout...

 

 

 

 had voting percentage been higher .... which would mean Hindu voter came out....BJP

 

 

 

 could have won..

 

M: So despite a huge Muslim population.... ganging up of Opposition ...and Ganna arrears.. still BJP didn't do that badly..

 

F: Noorpur and Jokihat seats.... Muslim dominated seats....its evident some Muslims did vote for BJP ...

 

M: But do you think Opposition is that united...

 

F:  Its simply their desperation that bonds... and their individual power aspirations that divide.... for example....Maya's negotiation is my way or highway.... SP's is always doublespeak.... Ajit Singh is purely Me and Mine....Laloo's is Chaara or Malai oriented....

 

M: This time on practically all seats BJP opted for 'family candidates' .... should have opted for Karyakartas...

 

F: Meghalaya ....now Congress is the single largest Party!!!

 

M: No issues if it wants to unseat the sworn Government it has to test its majority on the floor of the House...

 

F: What about Maharashtra...

 

M: Had Sena won it would have become more aggressive.... I think now...it'll first do some chest beating on EVMs and then contemplate.....and get back to BMC...trolling Fadnavis....

 

F: Media is now saying Tejaswi Yadav has arrived on the Bihar Political Stage..

 

M: Muslim dominated seat....its no litmus test...

 

F: Will Nitish now dump BJP...

 

M: No doubt he must be worried about his Muslim Vote Bank.... but if somehow BJP solidifies the Hindu Vote and Nitish is able to pull in Muslim votes... though lesser.... BJP and JD (U) are on a strong wicket.....

 

F: But BJP must be concerned about the succesive losses in UP.... Bihar...

 

M: I think by August there will be some pathbreaking decisions ... could be Farmers.... could be to enthuse the Hindu vote bank....

 

F: Yes because if it doesn't have some aces up its sleeves.... I think the battle would be uphill then..

 

M: Yes...now coming to the Fuel prices... an average Indian owning a scooter or mobike would not consume more than a litre

 

......on the higher side with fill it and forget it scooters and mobikes....so with a Rs 7 hike ....the monthly impact Rs 210....for the middle class..... say....5 litres a day for fuel efficient cars....Rs 7 hike.....monthly impact Rs 1050...

 

F: The hue and cry does not commiserate with the monthly outgo... which both can easily take in their strides...

 

M: Don't forget they've borne inflation of 11% ....Fuel price at 84.....and Dal price of 200 per Kgs...sky high veggie prices.....kitchen inflation 18%...

 

F: The Darbari Media has made Fuel their ...dookthi nabaz...

 

M: The 1 paisa reduction was portrayed as a cruel joke.... problem is that it was the factual reduction...  or  we can say with 1 paisa reduction the prices turned the corner...

 

F: Nazariya ki baath hai...

 

M: They say JD (S) and Congress have come to an agreement on Cabinet formation...

 

F: Now they are waiting for RaGa to return and bless the agreement.... in all probability Kumarswamy and his Congress Deputy will seek RaGa's blessing...

 

M: I'm sure Kumarswamy must be kicking himself on allying with Congress....

 

F: Yup he must be thinking ...even if he was Deputy CM in a BJP led Government  ... at least he'd have his self respect intact...and more freedom...

 

M: Abh toh bechaara MMS ki tarah Caged Parrot bann ke reh gaya hai...

 

We have a good laugh and I see my friend off at the door.

Disclaimer:  Satire  in Prose .  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

DEBATE

 

1. Ratan Tata

 

 

 

 

 

2. Mukesh Ambani

 

 

 

 

 

3. Gautam Adani

 

 

 

 

 

4. Sunil Bharti Mittal

 

 

 

 

 

5. Anil Agrawal

 

 

 

 

 

6. Anil Ambani

 

 

 

 

 

7. Kumar Mangalam Birla

 

 

 

 

 

8. Azim Premji

 

 

 

 

 

9. Anand Mahindra

 

 

 

 

 

10. Sajjan Jindal