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I am conscious of my shortcomings, but I have always tried as an honest worker to a do a job to the best of my ability and judgment.

 

 

 

 

Who will be PM if BJP gets 150 seats?

In IIC a discussion took place as to who will be the PM if the BJP gets 150 seats in the next Lok Sabha polls. A couple of intellectuals were of the view that Raj Nath Singh will be acceptable to the NDA and Nitin Gadkari will be the RSS choice. If BJP gets over 150 seats only Narendra Modi will be the PM.

 

 

 

 

Maximum visits of Mohan Bhagwat in MP

RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat visits Madhya Pradesh frequently. One should not read too much because MP is the only state where RSS base is deep rooted.

 

 

 

 

Nomination for Padma 2019 started

Nomination for Padma Awards - 2019 has started. Nominations can be submitted online at www.padmaawards.gov.in

 

 

 

Beshuq paisa fekko....

 

Is it true while leaving Sarkari accommodation!!!

Aki showed the entire Nation!!

 

That he's a very petty Neta!!!

By the way what did he tell his Beti and Beta!!

 

Why he got the Italian Marble and fixtures removed!!

As from the Sarkaari House they moved!!

 

Aki can say that as he felt the House was his for keeps!!

He enhanced the value of the house by bounds and leaps!

 

So he kept all that he got installed!!

When he left the House looked like it had been mauled!!

 

Hoi-Polloi leave a House they've lived in spic and span!

That's the mark of a true Man!!

 

Darbaari Media have got Supari of a different kind!!

To build a reputation and not to kick in the hind!

 

Son of Laloo Tejaswi is now being portrayed as a Leader!

One Darbaari has literally become his Cheerleader!!

 

That's a different matter that Tejaswi's  experience is nil!

Even a Employment Form he won't be able to fill!!

 

He's no visionary which is a must for a Leader!!

Neither is he a mind reader!!

 

He's just the son of Laloo!!

So he's just plain and simple chaloo!!!

 

Kumarswamy is a bundle of nerves!!!

Congress making him jump the loops and negotiate curves!

 

He's realising how complicated Congis are!!!

And how low is the bar!!!

 

Udhav Thackrey is in a sulk and mopes all day!!

For his Stupidities  he's  being made to pay!!

 

Thought he could thrown tantrum after tantrum!!

And his tune BJP would strum!!

 

His Dad would have never let matters get out of hand!

He knew when to growel and when to act grand!!

 

In Didi's West Bengal!!

Boora hai haal!!

 

We had Udtha Punjab now Jooltha Bengal is needed!

In barbarism even Commies TMC has exceeded!

 

Soon in WB  Insurers will ask for political inclination!

Would be a first in the Nation!

 

If you say inclined to BJP all Insurers will reject your case!!

If you oppose Didi Dada worse things you will face!!

 

The Farmers protesting are one's with nothing to loose!!

Hapless real Farmers to vent their ire they choose!

 

Spill milk on roads and throw veggies into the gutter!!

No one does this to his bread and butter!!

 

These cruel Farmers have leased out their land!!!

And bajaa rahe hai Farmers aur consumers ka band!

 

Whether Farmer gets or does not get money for his produce!

They'll demand lease money karro produce!!

 

In Punjab Congis causing all round pain!!!

Both Farmers and Consumers bane!!

 

Beshaq throw money around Confucius hai kehtha!

But don't throw a morsel of food jiss mein Bhagwan hai rehtha!

 

Disclaimer:  Satire  in Prose .  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

 

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DEBATE

 

1. Ratan Tata

 

 

 

 

 

2. Mukesh Ambani

 

 

 

 

 

3. Gautam Adani

 

 

 

 

 

4. Sunil Bharti Mittal

 

 

 

 

 

5. Anil Agrawal

 

 

 

 

 

6. Anil Ambani

 

 

 

 

 

7. Kumar Mangalam Birla

 

 

 

 

 

8. Azim Premji

 

 

 

 

 

9. Anand Mahindra

 

 

 

 

 

10. Sajjan Jindal