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Strength is unity.

Rigidity making NDA unpopular ?

Is rigidity and tough decisions making NDA unpopular ? This question is being asked in power galleries. Sources says that in the name of development of infrastructure, govt is imposing unnecessary tax burden on general public. They are also surprised that how  inflation is going down or within control when Petrol -Diesel prices are at all time high ? Many say that despite good work, NDA and Allies are losing bye-elections because of continuous price rise which is making them unpopular among the voters. 

Why ministers had heated talks ?

Two union ministers reportedly had a heated talks with each other recently. It is said that one minister did not like the comment of colleague on certain issues. This led a heated discussion between the two. Is PMO aware of this ?

Why Minister changed the PC venue?

Nirmla Sitharaman , Defence Minister ,reportedly  changed the PC venue. According to sources earlier PC  was planned at National Media Centre but it was changed and arranged at DRDO Auditorium where Minister presented the four years achievements of MoD.  Why venue of PC was changed ? No body has the convincing answer.

RaGa  Yojna

I take the 5.13 fast train from Churchgate to Andheri .... travelling with my train Buddies.... Amar... Akbar ... Antony. Today its my turn to treat and I've brought Cheese Patties and Tea in a Thermos and paper glasses.

Amar: Arre Antony Bhai lagtha hai Vatican has given supari to the Archbishops in India to lament this Government....now Archbishop of Goa saying  Constitution in danger...

Me: Actually Archbishops worried as their Conversion Industry has taken a hit..  after the closing down of many NGOs..... that not only funded conversions but also did conversions..

Antony: Converting someone to Christianity is a pious deed.. you bring the converted face to face with God..

Akbar: Laanat ho.....there is only One God... Allah.....

Me: Before you two start a religious battle..... all relligions are paths to God Almighty....call Him...Bhagwan... Allah... God....Waheguru....

Akbar: (agitatidly) Ho nahi saktha.....

Amar: Chall now don't create a scene here...RaGa says Modi's interactions are scripted....

Me: Actually one interpreter went overboard intepreting Modi's reply....unlike RaGa Modi doesn't need speech writers...mock audience.... prompters...paid clappers....

Akbar: Rahul Baba is improving....

Amar: That's the excuse you guys always give.... he's still not recovered his image from his MRI connecting idea...

Antony: Our Rahul Baba means well...

Me: What good did he intend by connecting MRIs....

Akbar: He must have meant NRIs... galti se MRI boll gaya..

Amar: Abhe Gadhe are NRIs machines....

Antony: All Jumlas.... see the pathetic Housing situation....getting bad to worse...

Me: Facts ....10 Years of UPA Goveenment Vs 4 Year of Modi Government - PM Awas Yojana Urban ......UPA spent - 38k crores

Modi Spent - 268k crores ie. 7 times......UPA built - 13 Lakh houses

Modi Built - 47 Lakh Houses ie. 3.5 times...

Akbar: In Muslim areas situation is bad...

Me: You guys get into  ghettoization.... what can Government do...you guys want Houses  in your own inhabitated areas... land is limited....and your multiplication rate is phenomenal.... land can never keep up with your ballooning population...

Akbar: Its our religious duty to multiply....

Antony: Anything and everything ..you guys give a religious angle....

Me: Abh don't start again...

Akbar: Now what was the need to change the name of Mughalsarai Junction..Mughal period was a Golden period... we should  be proud of it..

Amar: No indigenous people will be proud of Foreign  Rulers and you need to upgrade yourself about the oppression during Mughal Rule...

Me: I personally feel its time we rid ourselves of our Mughal and British past...you guys had no problems when Connaught Place was changed to Rajiv Chowk....

Amar: And then don't forget Gandhis went overboard in their naming spree...

Antony: What a great family....

Amar: But though  we've had our fill of their  names still we've  named a very crucial humongous Project after the Scion of this family... Rahul Gandhi Congress Khaatma Yojna..

Train pulls into Andheri station and we move to exit to alight.

Disclaimer:  Satire  in Prose .  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

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